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gb · #1 04-02-2008, 22:10

A Ryanair pilot flying into Manchester, is having trouble so he calls the tower.
“Help! Easter Sunday, Pancake Tuesday, Boxing Day, St. Georges Day, New years Day!”
A voice comes back from the tower and says, “Paddy, the word you’re fooking looking for is Mayday!!”

**Simonutd** · #2 04-02-2008, 23:27

ha ha the old ones are the best

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