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Shanks1965 · 06-02-2008, 20:34

A Man goes to buy a talking dog, he gets there & the dog says "Alright Mate?"
The Fella says "Fookin Hell, seen it all now!"
Dog says "I've won Crufts 5 times, been on t.v, in films, Sniffed out explosives in Iraq & run 8 Marathons"
The Fella says to the owner "Why are you selling him then????"

The owner says "Coz he's a lying Twat!!!!!!"

gb · 06-02-2008, 21:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shanks1965

A Man goes to buy a talking dog, he gets there & the dog says "Alright Mate?"
The Fella says "Fookin Hell, seen it all now!"
Dog says "I've won Crufts 5 times, been on t.v, in films, Sniffed out explosives in Iraq & run 8 Marathons"
The Fella says to the owner "Why are you selling him then????"

The owner says "Coz he's a lying Twat!!!!!!"

Yeah, Shanks. Like that one.

yes:

poolie_chick · 06-02-2008, 22:06

Got that in a text the other day :thumbup1:

cliffy · 06-02-2008, 22:14

Haha, I've known this joke for years. Used to be one of my favourites to tell people. Cheers for reminding me of it

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poolie_chick Moderator Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hartlepool I Support: Hartlepool Posts: 8,189 Nominated 3 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1 Rep Power: 10	Got that in a text the other day :thumbup1: __________________ WELL I GUESS IT WOULD BE NICE, IF I COULD TOUCH YOUR BODY! Not you sir! I KNOW THAT NOT EVERYBODY, HAS A BODY LIKE YOU..OWWW!

06-02-2008, 22:14	#4
cliffy Super Clifton Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Boro Born And Bred I Support: Middlesbrough F.C I am 22 years old Posts: 3,821 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 5	Haha, I've known this joke for years. Used to be one of my favourites to tell people. Cheers for reminding me of it __________________

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