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Old 10-02-2008, 22:07 Shanks1965 is offline   #1
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Liverpool Why do women get married in white?????

Coz most Kitchen appliances are whiteyes:

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Old 10-02-2008, 22:26   #2
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More to the point, why do women get married.

The male species would be a lot happier if they did not get involved in this dated sentence.

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Old 10-02-2008, 22:44 jimmyshimmy is offline   #3
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most women dont get married in white. Most of them get married in Ivory

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Old 10-02-2008, 22:47 Shanks1965 is offline   #4
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most women dont get married in white. Most of them get married in Ivory

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Then I've just got a Lager out of my Ivory coloured Fridgeyes:
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Old 10-02-2008, 22:49   #5
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most women dont get married in white. Most of them get married in Ivory

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Wow we have a Fashion Guru or is it a Dress Designer on our forum.
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Old 10-02-2008, 22:49 jimmyshimmy is offline   #6
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i kinda took fashion design at college one year!

but how the hell did you guess? lol weird

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Old 10-02-2008, 22:56   #7
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i kinda took fashion design at college one year!

but how the hell did you guess? lol weird
It is logic.

How many males would comment on the colour of a wedding dress.
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Old 10-02-2008, 22:59 jimmyshimmy is offline   #8
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maybe im a woman in a mans body....























yes! makes it so much better Jimmy..:gaydance:

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Old 10-02-2008, 23:16 jonesy is offline   #9
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More to the point, why do women get married.

The male species would be a lot happier if they did not get involved in this dated sentence.
Need someone to put the rubbish out and cut the grass....
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Old 10-02-2008, 23:21   #10
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Need someone to put the rubbish out and cut the grass....
You are right, women do have their uses.
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Old 10-02-2008, 23:23 Shanks1965 is offline   #11
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Need someone to put the rubbish out and cut the grass....
Have you got a Hovver?????
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Old 10-02-2008, 23:25 wednesday4life is offline   #12
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Need someone to put the rubbish out and cut the grass....
don't forget cook and clean
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Old 10-02-2008, 23:27 Simonutd is offline   #13
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what do you do if your wife come out of the kitchen, shorten the chain

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what do you do if your wife come out of the kitchen, shorten the chain
Knew there was a reason I didn't have a bloke in my life...you've all just reminded me.
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Old 10-02-2008, 23:30   #15
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Knew there was a reason I didn't have a bloke in my life...you've all just reminded me.
No that's because you don't like Morrissey.

Try Barry White.
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