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I was Driving down the Motorway Today......
When I saw a hoover travelling in the opposite direction to the traffic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was DYSON with death!!!!
soz but I'm bored:animatedfear:
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12-02-2008, 09:43
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well can i be an arse and point out the incorrectness in that joke.
Hoover is a brand of Vacuum Cleaner. So technically it should read
I was driving down the motorway the other day, when i saw a vacuum cleaner, travelling in the opposite direction.
It's was Dyson with death!!
Sorry i'm bored too
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12-02-2008, 10:34
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ha ha your both sad which makes it funny
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Originally Posted by domcassells
well can i be an arse and point out the incorrectness in that joke.
Hoover is a brand of Vacuum Cleaner. So technically it should read
I was driving down the motorway the other day, when i saw a vacuum cleaner, travelling in the opposite direction.
It's was Dyson with death!!
Sorry i'm bored too
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Well if we're going for the bored factor...
Technically, although Hoover is a brand of vacuum cleaner, if you use hoover with a lower case H, it has now became a synonym for vacuum cleaner in the English dictionary  :
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And did you know that President Hoover has no relevance with hoovers at all :yikes:
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12-02-2008, 14:59
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Ok, we're all very sad right now yes:
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[quote=Shanks1965;112246]When I saw a hoover travelling in the opposite direction to the traffic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was DYSON with death!!!!
:yikes:My god ! If that's the standard of humour on 'ere .......... I'm off! But seriously , this is (so far ) one of the better forums i've come across
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12-02-2008, 18:07
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[quote=Silverwhite;112350]
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Originally Posted by Shanks1965
When I saw a hoover travelling in the opposite direction to the traffic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was DYSON with death!!!!
:yikes:My god ! If that's the standard of humour on 'ere .......... I'm off! But seriously , this is (so far ) one of the better forums i've come across
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Tell us a joke then Smarty Pants! yes:
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When I saw a hoover travelling in the opposite direction to the traffic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was DYSON with death!!!!
soz but I'm bored:animatedfear:
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Well away you and take a wee fook to yourself.Gimme some bad taste stuff. :
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12-02-2008, 22:15
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Well away you and take a wee fook to yourself.Gimme some bad taste stuff. : |
Ok mate:
I went to see me mates new born Baby today. His wife asked me if I wanted to wind it. I thought that was a bit harsh so I just give it a dead leg it instead!!!!!!
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