MFF Football Club (Entries)

[jimmyshimmy]

26. JimmyShimmy (Centre Half/Manager)
9. Domcassells (Striker)
1. Jonesy (gk)
8. Yiddo (Centre Midfield)
6. Shanks1965 (Centre Half)
27. gbnine (Right Midfield)
4. gunner_girl91 (Central Midfield)
12. Artetas Gem (Striker)
2. AlexxTurner (Centre Midfield)
5. triniboi101 (Centre Half/Right Back)
14. Histon (Striker)
10. I_AM_CANADIAN! (Right Midfield)
3. Boro_Boy (Centre Half)
23. celtic4ever (Left Back)

----------------------------Jonesy (1)----
triniboi101(5)--Shanks1965(6)---JimmyShimmy(26)---celtic4ever(23)
--gbnine(27)-----Yidoo(8)-------Gunner_Girl91(4)--I_AM_CANADIAN!(10)
----------------Domcassells(9)---Artetas Gem(12)

[domcassells]

i don't know if we have enough members, or enough people who would put the hard graph in.

[jimmyshimmy]

But if we do we have our Keeper on board?:thumbup:

[domcassells]

But if we do we have our Keeper on board?:thumbup:

haha of course

[thereyouhaveit]

the 2 times before it aint worked and there was more active members.

[jimmyshimmy]

well this time it'll work :)

C'mon guys! "MFF wants YOU!!"

[jimmyshimmy]

come on guys!

put your name forward and we'll make it work :)

[jonesy]

come on guys!

put your name forward and we'll make it work :)
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_2v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZJfox000(2)) Still dont get it really, but if you want me you can have me, just let me know what I have to do.

[Tomthesuperking]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_2v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZJfox000(2)) Still dont get it really, but if you want me you can have me, just let me know what I have to do.

Baiscally it's a game where members of the forum sign up to be in a pretend football team. They then play the same fixtures and stuff as a team in the premiership would. One member is the manager and they decided on the team and write match reports and that.

[domcassells]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_6_2v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZJfox000(2)) Still dont get it really, but if you want me you can have me, just let me know what I have to do.

we effectively form a team, create stories and issues as if we were a real team, then play a game against a prem team, in the past we have assumed the position of a prem club and had their results, and we'd be like their players

[jimmyshimmy]

See it's fun :D and a bit of banter for the forum! :D

Tom are you in?

[YIDDO]

I'm in :thumbup1:

[jimmyshimmy]

that's what we need!

well in :D

[Simonutd]

i think my idea for a name that i had a few years ago was the best ever, My United Football Fourm or MUFF for short, and if we all dive we can be known as the MUFF Divers

[jonesy]

How many MUFFs do you need in total? 15 players? 1 manager? A chairman? Couple of American owners?:nodyes:

[Shanks1965]

come on guys!

put your name forward and we'll make it work :)
I don't get it fully yet but I will ave a go!
Will you ave a go at the Predictions league now?

[jonesy]

So that makes five of us thus far then;
Jimmyshimmy
Si
Yiddo
Shanks
and me

[jimmyshimmy]

How many MUFFs do you need in total? 15 players? 1 manager? A chairman? Couple of American owners?:nodyes:

dont forget your Lithuanian Owners who pick the team/train the team/buy players...(Hearts FC)

[jimmyshimmy]

right you lot of baskets! lol.

Names down now!

otherwise we'll make it a 5-a-side team :P

[gbnine]

Count me in!


I'll give it a go :icon_redface:


Ee-aye-adio, we won the cup!

[superally]

Maybe yous should all take on double identities.

[jonesy]

do we get to choose our roles/positions or are they appointed to us?

[jogally]

hello? you look like a nice man..if the hat fits and all that...

[superally]

hello? you look like a nice man..if the hat fits and all that...

:hahaha::hahaha:Jonesy is of the Female species.:yikes:

[jonesy]

:hahaha::hahaha:Jonesy is of the Female species.:yikes:
I am nice though..honest!

[gbnine]

I am nice though..honest!

...........and does the hat fit?

[jonesy]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_11_2.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZJfox000(2)) Nope!

[gbnine]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_11_2.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZJfox000(2)) Nope!


A Mexican, singing Newcastle songs, with a Welsh accent, eh?
Your talents are endless, Miss Jones.

[jonesy]

Nobody answered my question so I'm going to ask again, do we get to choose our own positions or are the appointed to us?

[Darren]

Nobody answered my question so I'm going to ask again, do we get to choose our own positions or are the appointed to us?

You're the physiotherapist obviously Jonesy.

[gbnine]

Nobody answered my question so I'm going to ask again, do we get to choose our own positions or are the appointed to us?

Don't look at me! There's only one person who can answer that one, jonesy

[jonesy]

You're the physiotherapist obviously Jonesy.
Sexist!

[jonesy]

Don't look at me! There's only one person who can answer that one, jonesy
Jimmyshimmy? Why don't we just get started and see if people join in. Isn't there a way around lack of personnel?

[Shanks1965]

You're the physiotherapist obviously Jonesy.
Lol
Can I be the one with the Groin strain:nodyes:

[Darren]

Sexist!

It was a joke you do realise that don't you?:thumbup1:

[jonesy]

It was a joke you do realise that don't you?:thumbup1:
I don't know, grovel a bit and I'll let you know!

[Darren]

I don't know, grovel a bit and I'll let you know!

How much do I have to grovel?

[gbnine]

It was a joke you do realise that don't you?:thumbup1:

I think that remark was disgusting!

Definately a bookable offense :nodyes:

[Darren]

I think that remark was disgusting!

Definately a bookable offense :nodyes:

OK Jonesy can decide on the punishment then.

[jimmyshimmy]

Yes you get to pick your Own Positions!

So lets get started just now.

Name :
Shirt Number : (First Come First Serve)
Position :
Strengths :
Weakness :
Previous Clubs :
Anything Else :

[jimmyshimmy]

Name : JimmyShimmy (By Name i mean just your username! ) lol
Shirt Number : 7
Position : tbc
Strengths : tbc
Weakness : tbc
Previous Clubs : tbc
Anything Else : tbc

[Simonutd]

Nobody answered my question so I'm going to ask again, do we get to choose our own positions or are the appointed to us?

i will give any ago, im always up for trying anything new, normaly im a defender, i find with old age its easier defending

[jonesy]

Name: Dai Jones
Shirt No: 1
Position: Goal keeper
Strengths: Very versatile and athletic. Pulled off some great saves in career, including good performances in penalty shoot outs. Strong personality, strong shouts to aid organisation of defence.
Weaknesses: Can be eratic at times. Some questions over decision making.
Previous clubs: Leeds, Cardiff and Newcastle United. Has won International caps for Wales.
Other: Moved from Newcastle because of lack of first team action.

That ok?

[jimmyshimmy]

name is Jonesy! lol

[jonesy]

name is Jonesy! lol
Ok! never played before.

Is the rest ok though?

[jimmyshimmy]

Aye!

Spot on buddy!

[jonesy]

So we've got a goalkeeper, a defender, and I assume Jimmyshimmy, you are going to be our manager - its only fair since you've done all the hard work. Might have to be player-manager the way things are going!

[domcassells]

Name :domcassells
Shirt Number : 9
Position : Striker
Strengths : Incredible flair player, Tricks, Dead Ball specialist, and Goal Machine
Weakness : Heading and a slight Injury Proneness.
Previous Clubs : Arsenal, AFC Hayes, Chalfont St Peter
Anything Else : Top Scorer in the Molten Spartan South Midlands league, i come to the club as a relative unknown with a small contract, which may be exploited by my corrupt agent in the future.

[jonesy]

Come on, if poor jimshim's gonna get this going we need some more players. Still don't get how this works but the suspense of finding out is killing me so lets getting started.

[gunner_girl91]

Name: ggirl91
Shirt number: 4
Position: central midfielder
Stengths: precision passing, freekicks, assists and shots from long range
Weakness: shots can be a bit eratic at close range, can get too emotionally involved in games.
Previous clubs: Truro city FC, PLymouth Argyle, Arsenal FC
Anthing else: moved from Arsenal because of captain's eratic and childish behavior at the end of matches :LolLolLolLol:

[jonesy]

Cheers ggirl, welcome on board.:thumbup:

[domcassells]

Name: ggirl91
Anthing else: moved from Arsenal because of captain's eratic and childish behavior at the end of matches :LolLolLolLol:

:roflmao: Never

[jonesy]

C'mon Shanks, gb, Darren et al, sign up!

[Darren]

C'mon Shanks, gb, Darren et al, sign up!

You'll have to do better than that to persuade me though.

[jonesy]

You'll have to do better than that to persuade me though.
Like what?:animatedfear:

[Darren]

Like what?:animatedfear:

Well I actually think it's a pretty rubbish idea to be fair (no offence), so I'll take some persuading.:nodyes:

[jonesy]

Well I actually think it's a pretty rubbish idea to be fair (no offence), so I'll take some persuading.:nodyes:
Spoil sport!

[Darren]

Spoil sport!

I have done it on another forum, and it got tedious after a while honestly.

[Shanks1965]

Name : Shanks1965
Shirt Number : 6 (if still available)
Position : Centre Half
Strengths : Good in the Air, Hard as Nails, Scores lots of goals for a defender mainly from corners.
Weakness : Lack of Pace due to old legs. Often goes awol after a good win as he doesn't know when to stop celebrating
Previous Clubs : Liverpool & Ash Celtic Jfc
Anything Else :Coaching abilitys hope to manage one day

[Darren]

Name : Shanks1965
Shirt Number : 6 (if still available)
Position : Centre Half
Strengths : Good in the Air, Hard as Nails, Scores lots of goals for a defender mainly from corners.
Weakness : Lack of Pace due to old legs. Often goes awol after a good win as he doesn't know when to stop celebrating
Previous Clubs : Liverpool & Ash Celtic Jfc
Anything Else :Coaching abilitys hope to manage one day

What are you doing signing up for this Shanks? I am very disappointed in you.:thumbsdownsmileyani

[Shanks1965]

What are you doing signing up for this Shanks? I am very disappointed in you.:thumbsdownsmileyani
Why?????
Have I missed something????

[Darren]

Why?????
Have I missed something????

It's a bad idea, and it should be discouraged. We can't have people coming on here enjoying themselves, where will it end?:nodyes:

[Shanks1965]

It's a bad idea, and it should be discouraged. We can't have people coming on here enjoying themselves, where will it end?:nodyes:
Oh yes it makes sence now:hahaha:
For a minute I forgot who I was talking to:nodyes:

Are you listening to Morrissey right now:hahaha:

[Darren]

Oh yes it makes sence now:hahaha:
For a minute I forgot who I was talking to:nodyes:

Are you listening to Morrissey right now:hahaha:

How did you know I loved The Smiths and Morrissey (the legend)? Have I told you before?

[Shanks1965]

How did you know I loved The Smiths and Morrissey (the legend)? Have I told you before?
Just a Hunch:nodyes:


I can picture you singing along to Heaven Knows I'm Miserable now!:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

[Darren]

Just a Hunch:nodyes:


I can picture you singing along to Heaven Knows I'm Miserable now!:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

I am going to change my image from now on anyway mate, I am very amusing and funny really.:thumbup1:

[Shanks1965]

I am going to change my image from now on anyway mate, I am very amusing and funny really.:thumbup1:
You have done a great job hiding those qualities Daz:hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:

Can we get back to the topic of the thread now mate ???

[Darren]

You have done a great job hiding those qualities Daz:hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:

Can we get back to the topic of the thread now mate ???

That's cruel, you've really hurt me now.:cry_smile:

[Shanks1965]

That's cruel, you've really hurt me now.:cry_smile:

Good















:LolLolLolLol:joke:LolLolLolLol:

[Darren]

To get back to the actual thread though, I won't be signing up for this. I am not a great fan of the idea so it wouldn't be any good if I did.

[jimmyshimmy]

Darren, what's the harm it could cause?. It'll all unfold later :)

[Shanks1965]

Well it seems like some of us want to give it a go mate!


Name : Shanks1965
Shirt Number : 6 (if still available)
Position : Centre Half
Strengths : Good in the Air, Hard as Nails, Scores lots of goals for a defender mainly from corners.
Weakness : Lack of Pace due to old legs. Often goes awol after a good win as he doesn't know when to stop celebrating
Previous Clubs : Liverpool & Ash Celtic Jfc
Anything Else :Coaching abilitys hope to manage one day
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[Darren]

Darren, what's the harm it could cause?. It'll all unfold later :)

I am just not a fan of it that's all, sorry but that's how I feel.

[jimmyshimmy]

ok, well seeing as you can be a fan of something before even doing it its fine :) obviously your views are your own :thumbup1:

[Darren]

ok, well seeing as you can be a fan of something before even doing it its fine :) obviously your views are your own :thumbup1:

I have already done this on another forum mate so I do know what it is.:thumbup1:

[jimmyshimmy]

Name : JimmyShimmy
Shirt Number : 26
Position : Defender
Strengths : Heading, Communication, Leadership, Defending In General
Weakness : Media - gets caught up in scenario's involving local press. Injury Prone
Previous Clubs : Dundee United, Raith Rovers (Loan), Notts Co (Loan) Swansea City (Free) WBA (£750,000), MFF Utd (Bosman)
Anything Else : Attention Seeker In Media

[jonesy]

Name : JimmyShimmy
Shirt Number : 26
Position : Defender
Strengths : Heading, Communication, Leadership, Defending In General
Weakness : Media - gets caught up in scenario's involving local press. Injury Prone
Previous Clubs : Dundee United, Raith Rovers (Loan), Notts Co (Loan) Swansea City (Free) WBA (£750,000), MFF Utd (Bosman)
Anything Else : Attention Seeker In Media
Perhaps you should list the entrants so far Jimshim so that new posters can see what positions are left open.

[jimmyshimmy]

check page one :)

[Artetas Gem]

I dont have a clue what is happening but i have been asked to sign up so count me in

[jimmyshimmy]

cheers! just do what everyone else has done then :) thanks mate :D

Name : (username)
Shirt Number :
Position :
Strengths :
Weakness :
Previous Clubs :
Anything Else :

[Artetas Gem]

Name : Artetas Gem
Shirt Number : 12
Position : Striker
Strengths : Good header,Good free kick taker,great shooter and fantastic goal scorer
Weakness : Greedy
Previous Clubs :Wigan Athletic,Glasgow Rangers (2.5 million),Juventus (6 million)
Anything Else :Hounded by the media,Qualified Physio,Can drink anyone under the table

[Shanks1965]

Jimmy do we get an end of season P1ss up???????:nodyes:

[Artetas Gem]

Jimmy do we get an end of season P1ss up???????:nodyes:

I hope so i can show u all that i am a champion drinker

[gbnine]

Name: gbnine
Shirt: 27
Position: Right Midfield
Strengths: Dazzling skills on the ball, leaves defenders standing.
Weakness: Rarely sober. Punches defenders if he can’t get past them. Is always hungry and was once found with a KFC shoved down his shorts.
Previous Clubs: Came up through the ranks.
Anything else: Wants to go into coaching one day but is told he must beat the booze first.

[jimmyshimmy]

got you in aswell :D

c'mon guys! only a few more. encourage members :D

[jimmyshimmy]

anymore takers?

[superally]

Superally-position,usually standing at the bar.
Looking for a job as a barman.(players lounge)

[jimmyshimmy]

cheers for the sticky!

i'll just add you to the list :P

any prefered number/position?

[superally]

cheers for the sticky!

i'll just add you to the list :P

any prefered number/position?

bar manager is the preferred position mate.:thumbup:

[YIDDO]

Name: YIDDO
Shirt: 8
Position: Centre Midfield
Strengths: Has good pace, good strength and amazing stamina and can score goals.
Weakness: Suspect on taking set pieces, has a temper and hates losing.
Previous Clubs: None.
Anything else: He's a ponce.

There we go :nodyes:

[jimmyshimmy]

Gotcha buddy!

snapping up that number 8 jersey asap! :P

[Shanks1965]

Any chance of a match Jimmy? at my age I need to be playing before it's too late:animatedfear:

[domcassells]

squad list is stickyed in the pub

[jimmyshimmy]

yeah cheers mate:)

Right. we'll have a friendly just to show you guys what it is all about :)


Match Against Gretna FC Tomorrow (k/o) 7:45

Home - (Name Of Ground TBC)

[Shanks1965]

yeah cheers mate:)

Right. we'll have a friendly just to show you guys what it is all about :)


Match Against Gretna FC Tomorrow (k/o) 7:45

Home - (Name Of Ground TBC)
Sh1t Now you tell me !!!! I should be in bed

[jimmyshimmy]

well we havn't exactly got a place on the bench for you do we! lol.

we'll field trialists :P

[Shanks1965]

well we havn't exactly got a place on the bench for you do we! lol.

we'll field trialists :P
I expect you to do my running young un:nodyes:

[Shanks1965]

Listen, all thier Forwards are quick but are foriegn fannies! Kick them early & Hard then well have no problems! I hope that French T1T Buscher is playing as we have History I head butted him and got sent off after 10 mins a few years back in a friendly in Lyon. The Shyte Head spat at me!

[jimmyshimmy]

Tension is mountain here! lol.

I'll post the score when i get back from work tonight :)

Pre-Match Build up can still be enjoyed though:P

I'll start a new thread for it ! :D

[triniboi101]

I feel so left out... :(

[superally]

I feel so left out... :(

If jimmy is interested,we can open negotiations.

[jimmyshimmy]

I feel so left out... :(

you know what to do. read a few pages back, then post your details! :thumbup1:

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Hey boss, I wouldn't be able to get my paws on a number ten shirt, would I?

[jimmyshimmy]

26. JimmyShimmy (Centre Half/Manager)
9. Domcassells (Striker)
1. Jonesy (gk)
8. Yiddo (Centre Midfield)
6. Shanks1965 (Centre Half)
27. gbnine
4. gunner_girl91 (Central Midfield)
12. Artetas Gem



pop details in aswell mate if you can:)

Name :
Shirt Number : (First Come First Serve)
Position :
Strengths :
Weakness :
Previous Clubs :
Anything Else :

[jimmyshimmy]

i will give any ago, im always up for trying anything new, normaly im a defender, i find with old age its easier defending

never realised you were in!

haha, sorry! i'll get you going now :banana:

[alexxturner]

Name : Alex Turner
Shirt Number : 2 or 9
Position : Centre Mid
Strengths : Great shooting, skills
Weakness : Not fast
Previous Clubs : Norton and Stockton
Anything Else : Im both footed

[triniboi101]

Name: - triniboi101
Shirt: - Anything really
Position: - Central defender
Strengths: - Good, strong body and can easily fend off strikers amongst others. Good in the air and finds self at corner kicks frequently.
Weaknesses :- Really dislikes when not selected and suffers when the media make a mockery of him not being in form.
Previous Clubs: - Torquay United, Millwall, Dag and Red, Hereford

[Shanks1965]

Name: - triniboi101
Shirt: - Anything really
Position: - Central defender
Strengths: - Good, strong body and can easily fend off strikers amongst others. Good in the air and finds self at corner kicks frequently.
Weaknesses :- Really dislikes when not selected and suffers when the media make a mockery of him not being in form.
Previous Clubs: - Torquay United, Millwall, Dag and Red, Hereford

I've seen Trini play boss and I think he could do a good job at Right back for us! He is a good athlete who when his confidence is up would be a good addition to any side. Anyway I thought the trialist who's been playing right back was Crap!

[jimmyshimmy]

yeah trin, i seen you at Millwall. you have the stamina for a Right-back, would you consider that?

[triniboi101]

Fine by me :)

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Name : I_AM_CANADIAN!
Shirt Number : (First Come First Serve) 10
Position : Right attacking midfield
Strengths : Pace, long-range shots, crossing, footwork
Weakness : Headers, tackles, strength
Previous Clubs : MFF United (2003-2005, 2006) Toronto FC (2007)
Anything Else : Canadian U-17 international. :)

[alexxturner]

Great I was ignored:thumbup:

[superally]

Great I was ignored:thumbup:

How rude,as chairman i offer our sincere apologies alex,and as head barman,i offer you a free sherbert or 2 in the bar,served my myself,who is a man that can pull a brave pint.

What position do you play??centre mid?.

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

I'd like some free drinks too, please.

:)

[jimmyshimmy]

i put alex in the team :S

[alexxturner]

I didnt notice until today

Sorry:red:

[jimmyshimmy]

£1 per week plus a can or Irn Bru!

deal?

[I_AM_CANADIAN!]

Ahem? :tt2:

Name : I_AM_CANADIAN!
Shirt Number : (First Come First Serve) 10
Position : Right attacking midfield
Strengths : Pace, long-range shots, crossing, footwork
Weakness : Headers, tackles, strength
Previous Clubs : MFF United (2003-2005, 2006) Toronto FC (2007)
Anything Else : Canadian U-17 international.

:)

[histon]

can i join

[superally]

can i join

Aye,but ya got to show up regularly.

[histon]

Name : Histon
Shirt Number : do not mind
Position : FW
Strengths : , shoting heading
Weakness : free kicks
Previous Clubs : MFF United

[jimmyshimmy]

you need to start posting in here alot to see if you can get on the line up! :)

[Celtic4ever]

Right i fancy a crack at this again, made the team as a young 16 yr old poster a few years ago but then got injured and couldnt post for a while... :lol

Name : Celtic4ever
Shirt Number : 23
Position : Dm
Strengths : Crunching tackles, no fear, pace, piledrivers from 30 yards
Weakness : Temper
Previous Clubs : MFF United

[jimmyshimmy]

try picking a position that we need!

lol

[Celtic4ever]

What do you need? I can play on the wings or if needed full back :thup

[jimmyshimmy]

Left Back you are! lol

[Celtic4ever]

Yeah that suits me fine :thup

Ill be bombing forward and breaking legs all day long :)

[jimmyshimmy]

You can be our Lee Naylor ;)

or Mark Wilson (who's better :P)

[Celtic4ever]

Mark wilson :thup Naylor wouldnt get near me :lol