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Old 15-02-2008, 16:39 Daywalker is offline   #1
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Dave has just had his left arm amputated after an accident at work. he goes to his local for a few pints with his mate Rick to drown his sorrows.

After half an hour a man with no arms at all comes into the pub bouncing around like he's on a pogo stick.

Rick says to Dave ''look you miserable twat, that guy there has got no arms at all and he's as happy as a pig in ****, at least you still have an arm''

Rick goes over to this guy

'' my mate has lost one arm and look at him miserable bastard. And here you are with no arms at all, but your as happy as a pig in ****''

The guy still bouncing round responds

''**** off mate ive got an itchy arse''

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Old 15-02-2008, 16:42 Shanks1965 is offline   #2
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