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Daywalker · 15-02-2008, 16:39

Dave has just had his left arm amputated after an accident at work. he goes to his local for a few pints with his mate Rick to drown his sorrows.

After half an hour a man with no arms at all comes into the pub bouncing around like he's on a pogo stick.

Rick says to Dave ''look you miserable twat, that guy there has got no arms at all and he's as happy as a pig in ****, at least you still have an arm''

Rick goes over to this guy

'' my mate has lost one arm and look at him miserable bastard. And here you are with no arms at all, but your as happy as a pig in ****''

The guy still bouncing round responds

''**** off mate ive got an itchy arse''

Shanks1965 · 15-02-2008, 16:42

haha:Nice one

15-02-2008, 16:39	#1
Daywalker Football Fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Dunfermline I Support: Glasgow Rangers FC I am 27 years old Posts: 217 Nominations: : 0 Nominated 0 Threads Rep Power: 2	One Armed Dave Dave has just had his left arm amputated after an accident at work. he goes to his local for a few pints with his mate Rick to drown his sorrows. After half an hour a man with no arms at all comes into the pub bouncing around like he's on a pogo stick. Rick says to Dave ''look you miserable twat, that guy there has got no arms at all and he's as happy as a pig in **, at least you still have an arm'' Rick goes over to this guy '' my mate has lost one arm and look at him miserable bastard. And here you are with no arms at all, but your as happy as a pig in '' The guy still bouncing round responds ''** off mate ive got an itchy arse''

15-02-2008, 16:42	#2
Shanks1965 Moderator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: liverpool I Support: liverpool I am 42 years old Posts: 6,374 Nominations: : 3 Nominated 13 Threads Rep Power: 7	haha:Nice one __________________ "Liverpool was made for me and I was made for Liverpool." Bill Shankly Love Boobs?Breast CancerClick Daily.

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