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Daywalker · 15-02-2008, 16:57

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more,
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

Â£5.00 says you're gonna read this again!haha:

gunner_girl91 · 15-02-2008, 16:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daywalker

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more,
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."

Â£5.00 says you're gonna read this again!

haha:

this one has been on here before....is a clever joke though!

Shanks1965 · 15-02-2008, 16:59

Thats great but you owe me a fiver as I had heard it before so didn't ave to!!!!

domcassells · 15-02-2008, 19:28

and me, but it's good

15-02-2008, 16:57	#1
Daywalker Football Fan Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Dunfermline I Support: Glasgow Rangers FC I am 27 years old Posts: 217 Nominated 0 Threads TOTW/F/M Award(s): 0 Rep Power: 2	No Speakah De English A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! . Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives. "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'." Â£5.00 says you're gonna read this again!haha:

15-02-2008, 16:59	#3
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