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Daywalker · #1 15-02-2008, 22:18

An old man goes into the chemist to buy some viagra.

"Can I have six tablets cut into quarters please."says the old man.

"I can cut them," says the chemist, "but a quarter of a tablet won't give you an erection."

"I am 96 years old," he replies "I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers!"

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