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The Nuns
A bus load of Nuns die in a crash & go up to heaven, when they arrive St Peter asks the nuns to gather together.
He asks the first nun in line, "Have you ever had contact with a penis"?
"Yes she says, I once touched one with my finger" St Peter tells her to dip that finger in holy water.
The second nun steps up, and is asked the same question, "Yes, I once fondled one" she is told to put her hand into the holy water.
Suddenly they hear a commotion, as a nun pushes her way to the top of the queue.
"What is the matter my child" Says St Peter
"If I am going to gargle that holy water, I am going to do it before Sister Sophie sticks her arse in it!"
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