Boy says to Dad.... "Dad What's the difference between a Vagina & A C unt?
Dad lifts up sleeping mums' nighty & says "That's a Vagina!"
The boy says "Can I touch it Dad?"
"NO" Says the Father "You'll Wake The C unt up!!!"

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Girl says to Mum .... "Mum what’s the difference between a penis and a pric k?
Mum pulls sleeping Dad’s pants down and says "That's a penis!"
The girl says "Can I touch it Mum?"
"NO" Says the Mother "You'll Wake The pric k up!!!"