Thread: Pay back

A wee lad's sitting at the bar when a big thug comes and hits him to the floor, and says "that's a karate chop from Korea".

Later, the thug walks back into the bar and hits him, again, knocking him to the floor."That's a Judo chop from Japan" he says.

The wee lad, having had enough of being hit walks out of the bar. Later that night, he returns and smacks the thug on the head and knocks him out stone cold. The wee man says to the bar man, "When he wakes up, tell him thats a crow bar from B & Q"

lol. thats quality