Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

yep they're all true! yes:

but kolo its worrying me that all through that post you were saying "WE" lol yes: is there something you're not tellin us??:yikes:

Originally Posted by gunner_girl91

yep they're all true! yes:

but kolo its worrying me that all through that post you were saying "WE" lol yes: is there something you're not tellin us??:yikes:

Maybe kolo wants a sex change

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

Made me laugh that.

:001_wub: well we cant libe without women either or that is some of us wouldnt be the same without you all ;)

You missed one out... PMS: Legally allowed to kill lol

Originally Posted by poolie_chick

You missed one out... PMS: Legally allowed to kill lol

Actually, it means us men are allowed to kill yes:

Originally Posted by poolie_chick

You missed one out... PMS: Legally allowed to kill lol

just goes to show that you "can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die"* haha:

*Mr Garrison, South Park

lol your right there, haha:

Originally Posted by RedRabbit

just goes to show that you "can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die"* haha:

*Mr Garrison, South Park

haha: quality

Lol guys are twats I mean that in the nicest way possible.

thanks love you too

Originally Posted by poolie_chick

Lol guys are twats I mean that in the nicest way possible.

why thanks

we get a day off per month from work