Thread: married life

A man and a woman, who had never met before but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on an overnight sleeper-train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 am, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,

'Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you but could you reach into the cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold up here'.

'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.

'WOW!!! .....that's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'get your own f**king blanket!

There was a stunned silence.

Then he farted.