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    Proof that online poker is rigged!

    Source: http://www.billrini.com/index.php/20...oker-is-rigged

    One can hardly read any poker forum without running across individuals claiming that this or that site is rigged. Usually they are humiliated with the forum “experts” rudely telling them that the reason they’re losing is because they aren’t good poker players.

    I’m sad to say that I used to be one of those “experts.” I was one of the doubters until I actually caught one site cheating.

    If you view the image below it looks like a normal hand being played (certain information has been deducted to protect the innocent).



    It looks normal unless you really examine the photo. Using some highly classified vector digital imaging software from the CIA I picked up on eBay for $50, I caught the dealer dealing off the bottom of the deck. I was as shocked as anyone but it all made sense once I thought about it. Notice in the picture above how they put that little box in front of the players sitting to the right and left of the dealer so as to obstruct their view. Players sitting that close would normally catch a dishonest dealer but “conveniently” the software blocks their view. Coincidence? Hardly!



    But that wasn’t the only cheating I caught. Notice the player to the right of the dealer in Seat 1. Notice anything out of place? Neither did I at first. But again, I used my imaging software to get a close up and guess what I see?



    He’s got a card hidden up his sleeve! I guess it should have been obvious after his fourth pocket aces in a row.

    So now I have proof that online poker is rigged and if anybody tries to tell you differently, they’re in on it!
    Last edited by boro_boy; 14-06-07 at 19:17.
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    That's a post 'n' half that is, BB yes:
    The voices in my head say you're crazy

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    And even pretendy poker internet people can hide pretendy poker internet cards up their pretendy poker internet sleeves yes: hehe! The internet gets more like real life every day :animatedfear:
    The voices in my head say you're crazy

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    Well done BB, i dont understand the first cheat though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kolo View Post
    Well done BB, i dont understand the first cheat though
    Yeah i got it!!I play poker only at the casino tho,ive never trusted internet gambling!

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