A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always ruin his act by saying things like, "He has a card up his sleeve" or "He has a dove in his pocket." One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, "Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?

lol thats quality, ha ha

Not that funny. But I get it.

well i thought thats ace good un mate haha:

Thats fookin funny.will be doing the rounds tomorrow!

Good one.