Originally Posted by Adz

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her 5 year old playing with his electric trains in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son say "All of you bastards wanting to get off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all off you bastards who are getting on, get your arse in the train, cause we're goin down the tracks."
The horrified mother went in and told her son "we dont use language like that in the house, go to your room and stay there for 2 hours. When you come out you may play with your trains again but with nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out and resumes playing with his trains.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking, please remember to take all your belongings and thankyou for travelling with us, for those just bourding, we ask that you stow hand luggage under your seats, remember no smoking."
As the mother smiles, the child adds,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the 2 HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in the kichen."

Classic!