Thread: Joan collins

Joan collins went to see her plastic surgeon.
She said you have given me the body of a 21 year old now i want the fanny of a 21 year old.
This MUST be a secret.
Doc says ok no probs joan.
After the operation joan wakes up in the hospital and saw THREE bunches of flowers on her bed side table.
She goes fooking mental screeming and shouting. The doctor arrives and she says to him i thought this was a secert.
It was kept a secret joan says the doc.
So where did these three bunches of flowers come from then says joan.
Well says the doc the first one is from me as your mybest customer.
The second is from the nurse as she has never worked on anyone so famous before.
And the third one is from the old man in the other ward who said thanks for his new EARS.

Nice one Dave yes:
Keep em comin mate!