A Nice Wee Story Here.
A couple with a combined age of 171 are thought to be among Britain's oldest newlyweds.


Dennis Jones, 85, and Sophie Scragg, 86, met five years ago at a day centre.

They tied the knot on Tuesday at Wolverhampton Register Office, where Mr Jones lent his reading glasses to his bride so she could see where to sign the marriage register.

Mr Jones said after the ceremony: "Sophie's a lovely woman and I hope we have got many happy years together ahead of us."

Sophie's daughter, Ivy Billingham, said: "They are perfect together and it is really good that they are able to be together so they can look after one another.

"But Dennis has always told us 'I'm not marrying your mum for company, I'm marrying her because I love her'."
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Will be a childless marriage i think.

Originally Posted by superally

A Nice Wee Story Here.
A couple with a combined age of 171 are thought to be among Britain's oldest newlyweds.


Dennis Jones, 85, and Sophie Scragg, 86, met five years ago at a day centre.

They tied the knot on Tuesday at Wolverhampton Register Office, where Mr Jones lent his reading glasses to his bride so she could see where to sign the marriage register.

Mr Jones said after the ceremony: "Sophie's a lovely woman and I hope we have got many happy years together ahead of us."

Sophie's daughter, Ivy Billingham, said: "They are perfect together and it is really good that they are able to be together so they can look after one another.

"But Dennis has always told us 'I'm not marrying your mum for company, I'm marrying her because I love her'."
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Will be a childless marriage i think.

What a thought do you think he's going to godger her on the honeymoon.:

Originally Posted by rooferdave

What a thought do you think he's going to godger her on the honeymoon.:

He needs his viagra to stop him pissing on his slippers.

Originally Posted by superally

He needs his viagra to stop him pissing on his slippers.

I take TWO viagra everynight.. Not for sex but to stop me rolling out of bed.

Had to walk down 18 flights of steps cos of the stuff,Fell out my pocket in the lift,fooking thing wouldnt go down.