I love stickers on fruit. I try to peel them off with my tongue.
I always sing out loud when listening to my ipod/mp3 player. What’s wrong in singing along to your favourite music?
I love Freeview. It’s FREE!
I’m hard so don’t even ****ing go there.
If my woman doesn’t wear pyjamas all day then it’s not worth getting out of bed.
Commercials are the best bits. I always make coffee and sandwiches when the film’s on so I can watch them.
Ugly slags who think they are hot. Ugly slags ARE hot. Fat, ugly, smelly slags are even better!
Control freaks? I think you’ve said enough, don’t you? Just take a deep breath and think about what you post next time, OK?

Just kidding mate
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