Sweet talk

[poolie_chick]

An English couple, American couple and Scottish couple were all on holiday and sitting around the table together to eat breakfast.

The Englishman says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, Sugar."
The American says to his wife "Pass the honey, Honey."
Not one to be out done by, the Scottish man says to his wife, "Pass the ****ing milk, you cow."

[Simonutd]

very old, but very funny you cow

[poolie_chick]

Lmao I'm glad you think so, you twat. (sorry Craig, in advance, before you moan again :whatchutalkingabout)