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Old Thursday 24th September 2009, 16:10
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Newcastle Short Funny Joke

Two guys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions.

The first guy says his favorite position is the "rodeo."

The other guy asks what the position is, and how to do it?

The first guy says, "You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style. Once things start to get under way and she's really enjoying it, lean forward and whisper in her ear, 'Your sister likes this position, too...' Then try to hang on for 8 seconds."
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Two guys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions.

The first guy says his favorite position is the "rodeo."

The other guy asks what the position is, and how to do it?

The first guy says, "You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style. Once things start to get under way and she's really enjoying it, lean forward and whisper in her ear, 'Your sister likes this position, too...' Then try to hang on for 8 seconds."
PLAGERISM!!!!!!!!!! PLAGERISM!!!!!!!! YOU WILL NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THIS JOKE YOU LIMEY MOTHER****ER!!!!
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Old Thursday 24th September 2009, 16:13
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PLAGERISM!!!!!!!!!! PLAGERISM!!!!!!!! YOU WILL NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR THIS JOKE YOU LIMEY MOTHER****ER!!!!
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ATTENTION: BRIAN TOLD THE JOKE FIRST, ROB ISNT FUNNY SO HE FELT THE NEED TO PLAGERISE MY BRILLIANT WORK
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Old Thursday 24th September 2009, 16:17
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ATTENTION: BRIAN TOLD THE JOKE FIRST, ROB ISNT FUNNY SO HE FELT THE NEED TO PLAGERISE MY BRILLIANT WORK
I never knew you had done the joke mate
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