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    toenails

    Aren´t they fooking useless things

    They need cutting and when you do they fly all over the place and you have to go and find them or get a bollocking from her indoors

    they knacker up perfectly good pairs of socks

    At least fingernails are good for sqeezing zits, picking your nose and getting sellotape open

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    Feet knock me physically sick... and don't get me started on nails. Urgh!!! I paint nails constantly, I think they're just so random and useless and fcuking awful. Even people with nice feet still have fcuking rank feet as far as I'm concerned
    The voices in my head say you're crazy

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcasper View Post
    Aren´t they fooking useless things

    They need cutting and when you do they fly all over the place and you have to go and find them or get a bollocking from her indoors

    they knacker up perfectly good pairs of socks

    At least fingernails are good for sqeezing zits, picking your nose and getting sellotape open
    Your Spot on Mr Casper

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    at a party i once watched a drunk girl cut off an infected toenail and show it to everyone. i just about puked

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    Quote Originally Posted by itownvillan View Post
    at a party i once watched a drunk girl cut off an infected toenail and show it to everyone. i just about puked
    Nice what a f**king minger

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    she was engaged to a guy, so she didnt give a **** her fiance was pretty pissed off about it though

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    Quote Originally Posted by itownvillan View Post
    she was engaged to a guy, so she didnt give a **** her fiance was pretty pissed off about it though
    I bet he was

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    That's fcuking rank. Absolutely fcuking gross. Urgh I want to be sick just being told about it. The thought of someone touching manky feet, urghhhhh!! Bad enough thinking of someone touching nice feet.
    The voices in my head say you're crazy

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    it was bad

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    I only have 8, so it's not too bad


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kasper View Post
    I only have 8, so it's not too bad
    are you a griffin

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    No, I had to have the big two removed a few years ago. One got infected and the other was heading the same way.

    I have got 10 toes, don't worry!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kasper View Post
    No, I had to have the big two removed a few years ago. One got infected and the other was heading the same way.

    I have got 10 toes, don't worry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcasper View Post
    are you a griffin

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