
Originally Posted by
Simonutd
How did your wife react when you told her you had a long affair with BB
she was shocked at first
but then she realised that bb swallowed and she could not compete with that
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Originally Posted by
itownvillan
do you issue crack spackle to all of your employees?
do you make liberal use of it yourself?
you're of Italian descent and a plumber, is this you really?.....

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&sou...3eL2SUj3BVgFOA
i only use it on holiday
my middle name really is mario
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Do you have any enemies?
not to sure about enemies, but i dont get on with everyone
What's your party piece?
i can over lap all my fingers on my left hand and a do a great benny hill impersonation
If the whole British Olympic team became suddenly ill over night and they asked you to fill in, which event would you agree to do?
the pommel horse
What's your favourite flavour crisps?
cheese and onion or prawn cocktail
Tea or coffee?
coffee in the morning tea in the afternoon, never the other way round