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Dear Michel Platini,
I promise not to kick people any more. Mr Fabio said it is bad. He said I not allowed to play with my friends any more if I carry on kicking people.
The Monstergogo player said rude things about my hair. My hair is so long it is now better than Gary Neville's moustache.
I want to go to Ukraine next summer. It is better than staying home with Coleen. Please do not make my ban two games.
I got two game ban for swearing at a camera. We all know swearing at a camera is far worse than kicking a naughty defender.
If I am banned for a long time, Mr Fabio might play Bobby Zamora for England.
Please do not let this happen.
Sorry.
From Wayne Rooney, aged 25 and 3/4
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A BIT OF BANTER, THEN BUILD A BRIDGE & GET THE FUCK OVER IT!

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Uefa sets date for Rooney appeal
Why did we even appeal it?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15598793.stm
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He should be banned from all football for six months for doing that, thats what Eric got for kicking a fan, in my eyes what Rooney did is worse, he's a spoilt little brat who threw his teddy out of the pram, and he should pay for it.
England have a better record without him anyway
Played 73 29 Won 44 20 Lost 13 5 Drawn 16 4 For 139 64 Against 63 24 Win % 60.3% 69%
Fat lil bazza needs to grow up, baffles me why they even bothered to appeal as well, crazy..
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A BIT OF BANTER, THEN BUILD A BRIDGE & GET THE FUCK OVER IT!

why does such an awesome player have to be such a cunt?
WE ARE THE ROSE CITY, YOU CANT STOP US!