Mine can do a bacon and egg sarnie.
mine can tell the difference between there's and theirs. Beat that then.
Mine can do a bacon and egg sarnie.
Mine makes pictures.
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Mine does the business when the missus is on the rag, beat that..
Yours signed, Ashley Cole..
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A BIT OF BANTER, THEN BUILD A BRIDGE & GET THE FUCK OVER IT!

im still rocking an old LG flip phone
that said it can still wipe my ass for me, and turn lead into gold...
WE ARE THE ROSE CITY, YOU CANT STOP US!
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So does mine.
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I love my phone.