Reply With QuoteTry a vindaloo or a phall mate that should sort it.Originally Posted by superally
I went for a curry on the 1st of jan and it was nice, chicken tikka madras with fried rice and a keema naan. The problem is that since I ate this I have not had any bowel action, be it farts or a full on emergency exit. This is not normal for me and I was wondering what might be the best option. My ideas have been either go for another curry and hope that clears the other one out, or start digging with a spoon and try to ease it out. Any other ideas?
Try a vindaloo or a phall mate that should sort it.
Bind-aloo?
washed down with a Tyske (remember that?)
Dont drink it any more, proper loopy juice, worst than stella. Heineken is my fave just now, Just a thought but ive hardly touched a drop of beer this year, Maybe a few pints would help with a good clear out. also the chilli peanuts from asda.i can usually take a pigeon s eye out from 20 paces after a bag of them.. Clean you out good n propper !
Prunes.
horrible things.
on the subject, this is one of the funniest things ive evr read.
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If it's about eating prunes and shitting then I can't read it just now. I'm eating Jack Daniels chocolate liquers.
Nah fella it aint,its just so funny. I was howling with laughter,tears the lot.
Everyone gives something up this time of year mate but giving up beer & shitting is going too far
Given the choice, give up shitting.
Over leave, since I moved in my house, I've not had a solid shit!! Think I might go to the doctors soon if it doesn't solidify lol. Knowing my luck i've got Bowel cancer or something like that. What foods can solidify your shit? I hate having bum-squirt poos! I didn't go to the toilet at all yesterday but I feel one coming on at the moment. I will update you all on this lovely matter.
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Have a deep fried Mars bar, that'll solid it up.
I always find strong coffee gets me shitting again, within minutes of having a cup I'm practically touching cloth, as for firming things up, try eggs, they normally make bung me up so much I shit like a rabbit.
thats because you eat nothing but pizza and parmo! try eating something green and let me know how it works out
SA, prune juice man. i know its disgusting, but if you can choke down one large glass (10 oz or so) you will be shitting freely within a few hours. just dont do too much or you'll get incurable squirts all day. either way it'll clean you out.
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