Not sure why i was reading this.
I had an affair with a young married woman at work - Telegraph

[quote]since I realised that I had been living a fantasy in my wife’s absence and had been a vain, selfish fool. However, six months on my wife is still in agony; she has lost an enormous amount of weight[quote]

I reckon Result all round. He pounds a babe, wife finds out, forgives him, sheds some pounds, looks better and now has confidence issues. He's got full bragging rights.

He's my hero.

As for the 3rd one-
Bringing up children isn’t like growing vegetables

he obviously hasnt been reading about where the variety club sunshine coaches have been sent then.