Red Devil 81 hotseat

[jcasper]

this weeks victims is one of our newest members Red Devil 81

do your feet smell?
where is your fav holiday destination??
how long have you been a man u fan??

[Red Devil]

do your feet smell?

I'd like to think they don't but I'm pretty sure after a good session in the gym or a full days work they could smell like out of date stilton cheese. Not that the missus minds whilst sucking on my big toe during our evening fun and games.

where is your fav holiday destination??

That would have to be Orlando, there is something quite sexy about a super sized mouse dressed in fancy dress.

how long have you been a man u fan??

It's pretty much a lifestyle in my family being a United fan so I would say I've been a fan since I was about 4 years old, my first memory was standing in the terrace with my dad at a testimonial game.

I've been a season ticket holder for 10 years.

[jcasper]

are you married??
who in your opinion is the greatest football player ever??
where were you born??
what do you think of our forum??

do you think bb is gay

[Red Devil]

are you married??

No I'm not married and it isn't something I think about very often, I'm a believer that you don't need a piece of paper for a relationship to be solid, the only thing that makes me want to get married is the fact our daughter has my surname and not her mums as well.



who in your opinion is the greatest football player ever??

In fairness there has been a few who could possibly claim the title and also one current player who is well on his way to that title as well, but for me the greatest player I've seen play is Zidane, the guy was untouchable and the way he almost won the world cup for France in 2006 whilst being on the decline showed his ability.


where were you born??

Wythenshawe hospital in Manchester, born and bread and will be here till I'm dead.

what do you think of our forum??

Nice little forum you've got going and I like the fact it's picking up and I'd like to be part of that rise and maybe one day take your job off you.

Joking.


do you think bb is gay

By this you mean Boro Boy?

If so I've not made a judgement yet but from the little bit I've seen so far I think he has the making of a pillow biter yeah, whether he likes to give or take is another matter. Like I said it's to early to judge I wouldn't possibly make a homophobic opinion that quickly.

[jcasper]

are you married??

No I'm not married and it isn't something I think about very often, I'm a believer that you don't need a piece of paper for a relationship to be solid, the only thing that makes me want to get married is the fact our daughter has my surname and not her mums as well.



who in your opinion is the greatest football player ever??

In fairness there has been a few who could possibly claim the title and also one current player who is well on his way to that title as well, but for me the greatest player I've seen play is Zidane, the guy was untouchable and the way he almost won the world cup for France in 2006 whilst being on the decline showed his ability.


where were you born??

Wythenshawe hospital in Manchester, born and bread and will be here till I'm dead.

what do you think of our forum??

Nice little forum you've got going and I like the fact it's picking up and I'd like to be part of that rise and maybe one day take your job off you.

Joking.


do you think bb is gay

By this you mean Boro Boy?

If so I've not made a judgement yet but from the little bit I've seen so far I think he has the making of a pillow biter yeah, whether he likes to give or take is another matter. Like I said it's to early to judge I wouldn't possibly make a homophobic opinion that quickly.

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Who is your favourite Porn Star.?

What car do you drive.?

Do you think you could take Alex Reid in a straight-up fist fight.?

How much money have you got in your pocket right now.?

What phone do you have.?

How many songs do you have on your iPod(s).?

Ever had a 3some (you + 2 bitches).?

What do you usually order from the Chinese for a take-away.?

Your favourite band of all time.?

Ever been arrested.?

What recreational drugs have you tried if any.?

Ever had a physical arguement with your dad.?

(questions stolen from pancho)

[Red Devil]

Who is your favourite Porn Star.?

That's a difficult one as I don't know all their names, I'm pretty sure there is on called Lisa Ann, she mostly does MILF porn and she is very sexy.

If I was going to choose a younger actress I'd have to go for a young women who goes by the name of Kelly Wells, not because she is the best looking though it's because of the abuse she takes during each shoot, there isn't much that this girl hasn't done and after years in the business she is now looking tired and battered.

My kind of girl.

What car do you drive.?

I've got two cars, I've got a company car which is a Ford Focus and we also have a Vauxhall Zafira which is used for my missus business.

Do you think you could take Alex Reid in a straight-up fist fight.?

Who couldn't take Alex Reid in a straight up fist fight he wears dresses, on serious note I'm glad he got rid of that whore of a wife she made Kelly Wells look an untouched women of the cloth.

How much money have you got in your pocket right now.?

Fvck all I'm in my evening wear, I had about $1050 in my pocket today but that was for my holiday in the next few months.

What phone do you have.?

Sony Erikeson Xperia, Smart phone.

I'm not sure if it has tap screen or whatever nonsense is posted at the end of Boro Boys posts, one thing is for sure is it is pretty durable as it's been thrown around quite a bit and drop a lot.

How many songs do you have on your iPod(s).?

I've no idea, the thing has more tracks then the Radio 1 database.



Ever had a 3some (you + 2 bitches).?

Believe it or not I've had two, once me and my mate had 3 birds in a bed in Hale Barnes of all places and the other time I had 2 lesbians.

The first event was an event of amazing joy and me and my mate often laugh and joke about it till this day, I got to sleep with all three whilst one wouldn't entertain him, great experience if not a little messy.

The second time came about by chance, as a young 18 year old I used to sleep with this girl called Stacey Titland, she wasn't really called titland but we called he that based on the fact she had massive tits, anyway Stacey used to have no job and me her and her friend would hang out in her dads house during the day. Anyway one thing led to another and before you know it they are kissing for my pleasure I didn't get to sleep with both but being in bed with two birds kissing and playing with each other was amazing.

What do you usually order from the Chinese for a take-away.?

Barbecue ribs, beef curry, chilli crispy beef, egg fried rice and a portion of chips.

Sometimes some hot and spicy soup.

Your favourite band of all time.?

Oasis, Coldplay and the wiggles.

Ever been arrested.?

Yeah a few times in my youth, it's been a long time now though I've even been allowed to stop the medication they made me take at the hospital.

What recreational drugs have you tried if any.?

Not going to lie I could often be found flying around the ceiling of my mates flat in my teen years.

Ever had a physical arguement with your dad.?

Very personal question that one, yeah of course I have what lad hasn't tried to take on their dad, never thrown a punch at him but received a few off the old b*stard in my time.

[MrWoodySir]

Who do you think should replace Sir Alex?

[Red Devil]

Who do you think should replace Sir Alex?

At this present moment nobody.

In two years time it's hard to call as we wont know where certain managers will be or whether they're still the flavor of the month.

Mourinho is logical person but would he move from Madrid?

If not I'd keep an eye on the youth of Solskjear as we all know certain young managers who know clubs inside out can be instant successes, you've only got to look at Pep at Barca.