Cats Are Evil.

**superally** · 19:49, 17th Jan 2012, 19:49

The Proof!

**itownvillan** · 19:57, 17th Jan 2012, 19:57

haha thats pretty good.

i like cats, but i never want to own one of my own. im very much a dog person. cant take a cat up to the mountains all day to have fun, but dogs love it!

**jonesy** · 20:00, 17th Jan 2012, 20:00

Ha! Classic!

**itownvillan** · 20:05, 17th Jan 2012, 20:05

im sorry, but if the cat dropped a bottle of lube in front of me, and the very cute woman were still standing there offering me a huge glass of wine, i wouldnt be running... id be settling in for a good night!

**superally** · 20:24, 17th Jan 2012, 20:24

I like my cat as he does massive shits in my neighbours garden and on there doorstep, took me ages to train him to do that

**itownvillan** · 20:25, 17th Jan 2012, 20:25

cats can be annoying demanding little shits though. whenever one of my parents cats starts meowing at me incessantly, i throw their ass outside and make them wait 15-20 minutes before i feed them

**superally** · 20:32, 17th Jan 2012, 20:32

Originally Posted by itownvillan

cats can be annoying demanding little shits though. whenever one of my parents cats starts meowing at me incessantly, i throw their ass outside and make them wait 15-20 minutes before i feed them

lol. my my neighbour, is a big name at villa park, gotta wonder how i trained him lol.

**itownvillan** · 20:36, 17th Jan 2012, 20:36

Originally Posted by superally

lol. my my neighbour, is a big name at villa park, gotta wonder how i trained him lol.

didnt you say you lived near Doug Ellis?

he served up shit at VP for yeeears, its only fitting he's being served up a bit of his own

(if thats who you're talking about)

**superally** · 20:39, 17th Jan 2012, 20:39

How can anybody be scared of cats tho?
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**itownvillan** · 20:44, 17th Jan 2012, 20:44

one good stomp on the ground a few feet away from it will scare off any cat.

met some awesome cats in my day, met some real piece of shit cats that i hate too. same with dogs, though ive met far fewer asshole dogs, and they're almost always fucking terriers or chihuahuas. only dog ive ever been bitten by was a little rat chihuahua... but i got him back by using a little trick my buddy taught me.

when the dog gets yappy and what not, just wait til he's turned around then flick him in the nuts. he'll sit still and quiet for at least a half hour. he (my friend) did that once to his yorkie after he barked at me, and the dog never barked at me since. works wonders, that chihuahua fucking respected me after that

makes me happy my dog is a goofy little sweetheart, not some yappy evil rat dog.

**superally** · 20:52, 17th Jan 2012, 20:52

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**itownvillan** · 20:54, 17th Jan 2012, 20:54

ha, brilliant

(ps, why cant i embed videos?)

**superally** · 21:14, 17th Jan 2012, 21:14

Originally Posted by itownvillan

ha, brilliant

(ps, why cant i embed videos?)

Had same problem with first post in this thread. Forum is running like shit tonight.

**itownvillan** · 21:16, 17th Jan 2012, 21:16

where are the blue-letters when you need em?

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