Why Is It?

[superally]

The longer you try holding a fart in, The louder it comes out, And the more it stinks?

[boro_boy]

Must be something to do with the pressure of it maybe, maybe not.

[superally]

Must be something to do with the pressure of it maybe, maybe not.

Feels better too tho eh?

[boro_boy]

Oh definitely, lol

[itownvillan]

thats why girl farts are so disgusting

they stink worse because the gas has more time to permeate your feces, plus if you hold it you let out a more concentrated blast which explains the noise and the smell.

[boro_boy]

thats why girl farts are so disgusting

they stink worse because the gas has more time to permeate your feces, plus if you hold it you let out a more concentrated blast which explains the noise and the smell.

What he said ^^^^^

lol

[itownvillan]

Why is It that this song is so fantastic? probably cause it was written by a Geordie not a Smoggie.....

( do you lot say "Whey aye!" too?)

[slimtim]

bollicks, if its gonna stink it will stink

[vulcan]

It is true that the longer you hold it in the more it will pong.

[Red Devil]

I've had some crazy situations when getting of long haul flights, I once had to run and find a toilet just so I could fart as my stomach was in agony.

What made the situation worse was the toilet cubicles next to me were all full with people so I was letting out these really big airy farts and thinking sh!t I've got to go wash my hands in front of these people in a minute.

[vulcan]

Why didn't you fart on the flight?

I always do it then look at people looking round.

[Red Devil]

Why didn't you fart on the flight?

I always do it then look at people looking round.

I just have a mental block with farting on a plane, these people are sat in an enclosed space fearing for the lives that the plane doesn't lose power and crash into the sea, the last thing they need to worry about is me farting out loud and stinking the place out.

Another thing that gets me on a plane is the toilet, no matter how many sh!ts of pisses I've had over the years I always sh!t myself when flushing the toilet, I just get it into my head it is going to suck me out and fire me into the ocean.

[vulcan]

I just have a mental block with farting on a plane, these people are sat in an enclosed space fearing for the lives that the plane doesn't lose power and crash into the sea, the last thing they need to worry about is me farting out loud and stinking the place out.

Another thing that gets me on a plane is the toilet, no matter how many sh!ts of pisses I've had over the years I always sh!t myself when flushing the toilet, I just get it into my head it is going to suck me out and fire me into the ocean.

Yes it is kinda scary