Been trying to shift a few things Classified seeing as Ebay has fucked me over, been having a bit of fun with it as ive been bombarded with scammers, here is the latest convo ive had with one..
THEM - Hello, Am interested in buying your Laptop Kindly get back with the final price..
Regards Mrs janet
ME - 2 MILLION POUNDS
THEM - Hello, I'm glad that am the winning bidder of your Laptop ,i would like to know the present condition of the Laptop and get back to me soon with your PayPal e-mail or bank acct info for the payment for me to carry out the payment through Info as soon as possible today. Please reply to my e-mail with the invoice and yourbank or PayPal payment request
ME - Its in shit condition, it dont work, but i want £2million pounds for it.
Please send money via paypal to - doyouthinkimfuckingstupid@hotmail.com
Thanks..
Had no reply since LOL...
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A BIT OF BANTER, THEN BUILD A BRIDGE & GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
Another lol.
THEM - is this laptop still for sale??
ME - yeah i want £2million, its broke though as i dropped it, i took the lid off and replaced it with a sandwich box lid, i also took all the keys off the keyboard, took the battery out as well and replaced it with car battery, it will last for 12 hours when you get it fixed so you can watch 'Nigerian Smammers' via HDMI for hours on end. Its well worth £2million.
THEM - Hi,
Ok, Thanks for the response, i need it for my son as a Birth Day Gift
due to the fact that i am not in the state ok, so how much do you want
to offer it for sale and what is the condition of it and i wish to
know the reason why you are selling it , does it have any mechanical
fault ??? kindly get back to me and you will have to help me to get it
ship out to him , never mind i will cover what ever it cost for the
shipping cost ok so kindly bear with me and get back to me with your
paypal email id or payment request so that i can make the payment
right away ok thanks.
ME - Ok, no probs matey. Please send me £5million to cover cost of laptop & pigeon carrier to allineedisyouraccountnumber&sortcode@paypal.com
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE A BIT OF BANTER, THEN BUILD A BRIDGE & GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
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