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  1. 19:51, 12th Jul 2007, 19:51 #1
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    Bad taste jokes!!

    WARNING!!This thread contains some seriously bad taste jokes!!
    So if easily offended fook off out of it!!
    Baggage handlers at Glasgow Airport, are boycotting their local Indian restuarant, after last weeks meal turned up burnt.
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  3. 19:52, 12th Jul 2007, 19:52 #2
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    yes: hahaha
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    I parked in a disabled space today and the traffic warden shouted to me: "Oi, whats your disability mate?" I said: "Tourrettes you fucking ****, now fuck off!!!
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    OMFG HAHAHAHA OMFG OMFG OMFG Hahaha!!!!!! That tickled me that one did
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    Id love to do that!!


    Paddy finds a sandwich in the gutter with 2 red wires sticking out of it. He phones the police and says "Help me bejesus i've found a sandwich that looks like a bomb". The operator replies "is it tickin"? "No" says Paddy "Oi tink its beef"!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by superally View Post
    Id love to do that!!


    Paddy finds a sandwich in the gutter with 2 red wires sticking out of it. He phones the police and says "Help me bejesus i've found a sandwich that looks like a bomb". The operator replies "is it tickin"? "No" says Paddy "Oi tink its beef"!!!
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    A man gets a phone call from the doctors, "It's about your wife", says the nurse, "What about her", says the hubby.

    Well she's been in for tests and we've mixed up the results and we don't know if she's got Altzeimers or Aids", says the nurse.

    "What shall I do", says the distraught hubby.

    "Well if she finds her way home don't fuck her"......
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    haha I like that'n... not as funny as the tourettes one but still
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    Quote Originally Posted by superally View Post
    A man gets a phone call from the doctors, "It's about your wife", says the nurse, "What about her", says the hubby.

    Well she's been in for tests and we've mixed up the results and we don't know if she's got Altzeimers or Aids", says the nurse.

    "What shall I do", says the distraught hubby.

    "Well if she finds her way home don't fuck her"......

    hahah... Omg, I'm a sadistic bitch... I love laughing at people with illnesses
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    Harry Potter stories are so far fetched, I mean I can buy the fact that magic exists, maybe even unicorns but have you ever seen a ginger kid with 2 mates?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by superally View Post
    Harry Potter stories are so far fetched, I mean I can buy the fact that magic exists, maybe even unicorns but have you ever seen a ginger kid with 2 mates?!

    hahahahahah I'm sending my sister that, she has a ginger child. She'll love me lmao!
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    what did the one snowman say to the other snowman?

    can you smell carrot..



    This one nearly killed me!!!!
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    MICHAEL BARRYMORE HAS BEEN ASKED TO DO THE PANTO SEASON HE SAYS HE DOESNT WANT TO AS HE DID ALADDIN 6 YEARS AGO AND STILL HASNT HEARD THE LAST OF IT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by superally View Post
    Harry Potter stories are so far fetched, I mean I can buy the fact that magic exists, maybe even unicorns but have you ever seen a ginger kid with 2 mates?!

    Lmao, sent it to my sister and got a reply of 'BITCH' back
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    Quote Originally Posted by poolie_chick View Post
    Lmao, sent it to my sister and got a reply of 'BITCH' back

    Blame me see if she says w@nker!!
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