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    Quality Chat Up Line

    Ask her if she likes Chicken.

    If she replies 'Yes', say 'suck my cock, it's fowl'


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    and if she says no, i am a vegetarian, what then?

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    Kick her then run off.

    I don't think this would actually get much success but it would be funny to watch someone come out with it.

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    It's clever, but all I can see is a knee to the nuts after saying that yes:

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    I'll get my mate to try it, he seems to enjoy getting slapped.

    My favourite was in the takeaway:

    Girl: "It's £2 for chips!"

    Him: "What do I get for a Fiver? "

    *SLAP*

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    Quote Originally Posted by FourOneFourOne View Post
    I'll get my mate to try it, he seems to enjoy getting slapped.

    My favourite was in the takeaway:

    Girl: "It's £2 for chips!"

    Him: "What do I get for a Fiver? "

    *SLAP*
    you have experience with that one then!!! haha

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    if she's says she's a vegi ask does she like cheese

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    yeah!!!! hahahahaha :eusa_clap:

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    do you want to go halfs on a bastard

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcasper View Post
    do you want to go halfs on a bastard
    That's the one i posted on here a few years back, and used (tho jokingly) as recently as Friday. best one ever i reckon.

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    mate, that was 3 years ago, i'm a changed man now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by boro_boy View Post
    mate, that was 3 years ago, i'm a changed man now!
    Do we really change tho fella? I totally refuse to grow up, going on the theory im gonna be dead for a long time.Resposible adult type behaviour ceases with me, as soon as i leave work.

 

 

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