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  1. 3 points
    The Realist

    Weather

    1 guy, 62 years old, left his house at 3am, to walk approx. 8 miles to work, due to buses being off, we have a reward and recognition scheme, I am gonna make sure he gets something for that kind of effort. I am gonna recommend an extra days holiday for him.
  2. 2 points
    The Realist

    The Longest Thread In MFF History.

    Done all that mate, anyhow when its as cold as it is just now, my dick goes all shrivelled up, and tries to withdraw into my bollocks to keep warm.
  3. 2 points
    Not sure why my dog insisted on going out for a walk in 6 inches of snow. He has to be a max of 10 inches tall. No phucking way would I drag my bare bollocks through the snow.
  4. 2 points
    Had one of those Celtic street type bheggars earlier trying to sell me a bag of yeast, when I asked why, he said to raise some dough!
  5. 2 points
    The Realist

    Justice For Ulster Veterans!

    Former members of the security forces, including SAS veterans, are to name and shame IRA terrorists who escaped justice in a harrowing film. The servicemen, led by Sutton Coldfield ex-Grenadier Guard Alan Barry, are producing a film entitled The Great Betrayal as a response to the Parliament-backed investigation into the actions of over 300 retired soldiers in Northern Ireland. They are furious that, under the terms of the 1997 Good Friday Agreement, IRA killers were freed from jail or handed immunity, yet the door has been left open for soldiers to be prosecuted. Alan Barry, who was involved in military intelligence during his time in Northern Ireland, said The Great Betrayal is the 22,000-strong group’s response to being “hung out to dry” by the very country they served. He said: “The terrorists are portraying themselves as heroes, freedom fighters. They are cultivating a Robin Hood image. In fact, they were callous killers. They were no better than ISIS. “An officer in my own regiment, Captain Robert Nairac, was abducted, tortured and murdered (in 1977) and his body still lies in an unmarked grave. Alan and banner-waving colleagues are furious that Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn did not meet them when they protested outside a socialist gathering in Barnstable, Devon. "Corbyn avoids us at every occasion.”........................ If IRA child murdering cunt's cannot be prosecuted, surely the same should apply to our soldiers should it not? Also Jeremy Corbyn is a grade A cunt. (sorry negan to insult your hero Jeremy , but its my opinion)
  6. 2 points
    redblood

    Negan has left the building

    Latest odds on Paddy Power on when he will return 2/1 December 2nd 5/1 December 8th 7/1 December 11th 12/1 Christmas Day 20/1 New Years Day
  7. 2 points
    The Realist

    Daytime television

    Negan has been on the Jeremy Kyle show a few times too. They stand outside villa park with a net.
  8. 2 points
    The Realist

    Oscar Pistorius!

    This is what happens when you don't stump up for a crash hot lawyer
  9. 2 points
    MrMacleod

    Champions League Match Discussion

    Thanks PSG
  10. 2 points
    The Realist

    The Longest Thread In MFF History.

    Like everything else in his life H, fantasy.
  11. 2 points
    MrMacleod

    The Longest Thread In MFF History.

    Can't see there being any as we only have about 6 active members and each person had mixed reviews on negan haha
  12. 2 points
    I never usually get involved in the religious stuff. But would they dared to have mocked any other religion in the same manner. I doubt it There’d be blood on your sausage, bean and cheese melt before you could say ‘religion of peace’.
  13. 1 point
    The Realist

    Lost A good mate today!

    47 years of age, goes to a & e with chest pains, 15 minutes later he’s in cardiac arrest, 30 minutes later and 5 kids including twin boys have lost their dad and I a bloody good mate. With the loss of a couple of Blues this week, the accident in Brum this morning and then the events of this afternoon it’s a reminder to cherish every day we’re here, appreciate how lucky we are and everything we have and for gods sake make sure you show your love for your loved ones every opportunity you get.
  14. 1 point
    The Realist

    Just had my dog spayed

    Your dog when you tread on a plug.
  15. 1 point
    The Realist

    Negan has left the building

    Scary part from his dad's thought's must be- 5 million sperm and he was the fastest ffs.
  16. 1 point
    Harold

    Weather

    I was being facetious mate , you know, UK an all that. You 'ad it easy. When I was a kid we lived in 'ole in t'ground sheltered from t'snow by blades of grass. Got up at 8 at night to walk to t'school for next day and 'ad nowt but socks wi holes in toes. And that was wi no breakfast - for a week! 'ard ? Don't talk t'me about soft! With apologies to Monty Python.
  17. 1 point
    Harold

    Best Xmas present youve ever had

    There's two, both from the same bird. One Christmas eve & the second after leaving the dancing in the early hours of Christmas day. First one was when I bumped into her at the dancing (I'd been out with her before and she was a bit of a tease). Asked her if she wanted a drink, said yes so we made our way to bar which was absolutely heaving. I took her hand and slipped it down my jeans and she gave me a wank standing in the crowd. Second was in the back seat of my mate's car afterwards (he and this bird's pal were in the front) and we got down and dirty and indulged in a 69'er.. Those were the days.
  18. 1 point
    Net migration fell to 230,000 in year to June - first full year of data since UK voted to leave EU. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42178038
  19. 1 point
    Harold

    Apparently this is news

    This is the way society has become. Twats like these celebs have unfortunately become what appears to be a majority of the youth of today believe is a viable goal in life. Hold on, I've received 3,000 messages on my smart I phone or whatever the fuck it's called so I've no time for real life. One of the messages is a successful application for the X Factor so cheerio.
  20. 1 point
    Harold

    New Driving Tests.

    Thank fuck I passed mine many moons ago. Thank fuck I was born many moons ago. Thank fuck I was not brought up with PC shite thrown at me from every fucking angle. Society today, including tinkering with this that and the next thing fucking stinks!
  21. 1 point
    The Realist

    The Longest Thread In MFF History.

    I've just found out I'm colour blind.. the diagnosis came completely out of the purple!!
  22. 1 point
    We got Wolves on Monday night, which is a feckin pain, as it was moved by SKY, meaning I have had to take a days holiday for it. Some of their fans are on the way already.
  23. 1 point
    The Realist

    Blatant Racism By The BBC!

    why do we hear from the BBC daily about Donald Trumps tweets, yet we never hear of the problem of radical Islam?
  24. 1 point
    The Realist

    World Cup draw!

    England v Tunisia - Mon 18th June - 7pm England v Panama - Sun 24th June - 1pm England v Belgium - Thurs 28th June - 7pm. Best get booking days off now with those evenings out World rankings Belgium, 5 England, 15 Tunisia, 27 Panama, 56 I obviously LIED! Had to try keeping up with the mfka Negan see.
  25. 1 point
    boro_boy

    Christmas decorations

    I bed you take it down and then put it up just for the photo in Easter!!
  26. 1 point
    Harold

    Blatant Racism By The BBC!

    We actually have a female 'Waste collection Operative' on our round. AKA a Bin wifey.
  27. 1 point
    Harold

    Justice For Ulster Veterans!

    Look forward to watching that when it's released. Corbyn hasn't an ounce of decency in him. How he had the brass neck to lay a wreath at the Cenotaph.
  28. 1 point
    boro_boy

    Blatant Racism By The BBC!

    MFF has too many white members so i'm not accepting anymore white people on the forum. You have to be black or non-white to be able to register on the site.
  29. 1 point
    Harold

    The Longest Thread In MFF History.

    He's sitting back watching what's going on with little or no interest
  30. 1 point
    The Realist

    Foreign Aid

    View of a typical left wing loony. Put out own first, We have ex-servicemen living on the streets, yet a Somalian entering the UK, gets a house and loads of our taxes in benefits.
  31. 1 point
    Harold

    Ive Started Slimming world

    It's not an actual rib mate, it's just tasty processed shite I'd imagine (just like a chippy hamburger I'd imagine) with a barbecue tang under the batter - very tasty though. Telly you what & I stand 100% by this - if you ever have a bad dose of the runs, get one of these down you & you'll be firmed up next day. Has worked for me in the past.
  32. 1 point
    boro_boy

    Plans for the weekend?

    hahahahaha you talk so much shite!
  33. 1 point
    Red Devil

    Flannels - who would buy this junper

    Horrid.
  34. 1 point
    The Realist

    Own Up!

    It was more than 1 person tho, according to negan, he had an unheralded amount of messages begging his return. Well, the people have spoken. I am back by popular demand. The amount of messages asking for my return is unheralded. You guys leave me with no choice. Surely you are not all lying.
  35. 1 point
    The Realist

    Voting For best team

    What school did you go to?
  36. 1 point
    boro_boy

    Championship Match Discussion Thread

    Wolves 4 - 1 Leeds haha, We all hate Leeds!!!
  37. 1 point
    The Realist

    The Longest Thread In MFF History.

    Interesting read?? He struggles badly to make more than a 10 word post FFS. Have you been using recreational drugs? Reply below added 4 minutes later There you go H, you got a new friend!! Before you know it- Stalker.
  38. 1 point
    boro_boy

    Whats you're perfect steak?

    The best steak i've had was a Fillet Steak which which looked like this:
  39. 1 point
    Breakfast, lunch, tea or dinner. As long as there's grub on the table I really don't give a fuck what it's called.
  40. 1 point
    Harold

    Things that piss you off.

    This is becoming more and more common and it gets on my tits. When someone is asked a question and they reply but the first word out of their mouth is So Example - TV interviewer "How did you happen meet your future husband?" Dumbo "So, I was in the pub blah blah blah." Aaaaargh!
  41. 1 point
    I think we're all 'big boys' who know the difference between what's right and what's wrong. Racism & bullying can fuck right off but speaking your mind using commonsense without being derogatory is fine in my book. But then one man's commonsense can be another's derogative.
  42. 1 point
    boro_boy

    Things that piss you off.

    The General Public, hate them! I know that technically includes everyone on here lol but I hate people who cut you up in the shopping malls by walking right in front of you, I hate people who walk slow, smelly scruffy people. I hate women drivers as they cause a lot of problems on the roads, being fucking hesitant!!! I'd add more but i'm revising at the moment for an exam on Thursday/Friday, we haven't decided on a date yet! Reply below added 0 minutes later I hate exams!
  43. 1 point
    redblood

    Feel like I'm wasting my time.

    Kill a few folk driving BB At long as the forum is busy to Harold's standards that all that matters
  44. 1 point
    What the fuck has Christmas got to do with Jesus anyway, its all about Santa!!! Funny photo though, made me laugh. Don't know why they had to apologise!
  45. 1 point
    The Realist

    Children In Need!

    How much goes to chldren in this country? Shouldnt the whole lot go to help the children in this country?
  46. 1 point
    boro_boy

    Do you spoil your pets?

    Went to the beach this morning, lovely crisp frosty day.
  47. 1 point
    Harold

    How you doing.

    It certainly was especially after the recent results against Hearts then Thistle. Sad thing for me at any rate was that I wasn't surprised. The place is still a shambles and tbh it is going to take years to get back to a shadow of what we were before 2012. Reply below added 1 minute later Cheers.
  48. 1 point
    The Realist

    Plans for the weekend?

    Home around 5am, very little sleep, felt a bit crappy all day. German market time now tho.
  49. 1 point
    Megaboost

    Tucker and Dave Vs Evil

    I absolutely pissed myself watching this flick. They are so feckin' stupid, it's unreal.
  50. 1 point
    The Realist

    Change one thing.

    You are what you are fella. If you have a few good mates, and a family that loves you and you love them, what else really matters?
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