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  1. 3 points
    The Realist

    Brexit not going very good?

    I think we should just walk away and tell them to fuck themselves. UK leaving, will have the same impact as if the 19 smallest countries left. When 100000 German car workers lose their jobs, along with many 1000's of French car workers, and wine producers, same goes for Italy, the amount of cheese and chocolate we import from Holland and Belgium, along with many more products. These countries are shitting it, one of the reason's behind the JLR shutdown, is to put pressure on European parts suppliers. We never asked for a deal in 2 world wars, when we saved their arses, why the fuck should we want one now. They will come begging to us soon enough. There is a reason why they refer to the UK as treasure island.
  2. 2 points

    Glen Hoddle taken seriously ill

    Something he did in a previous life?
  3. 2 points

    Hi from Bonny Scotland

    Hi all, a granddaddy here from Edinburgh and hope to join in all the debates here, just surfing around now to get the hang of things, love the Emoji's
  4. 2 points

    The Drinking Thread

    It's my monthly pension day today and I always have a routine I do every month since I retired from work 4 years ago, I pay my bills via this laptop and telephone banking first thing in the morning, then do a bit of shopping with the wife and then do what I am doing now, drinking a lovely bottle (or two) of red wine, bliss.
  5. 2 points

    The Longest Thread In MFF History.

    How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Stick it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
  6. 2 points

    Tonight' dinner.

    I went out of my way to make you chuckle with a couple of ditties about your meat loaf but you failed to even acknowledge them. Why do I try, why do I even try....................I'm sad, so sad.
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    Back from my day at Old Trafford, pissed as a fart, Good result, had 3-1 at 11/1 with a tenner, Martial missed a one on one in the dying minutes. Typical.
  9. 1 point

    Championship Discussion - 07/08/18

    Ooooft! sore one if it doesn't come up trumps.
  10. 1 point

    Don't you hate it when

    Or asking a bartender if smoking a fag is permitted within the premises.
  11. 1 point

    Don't you hate it when

    What about aluminium?
  12. 1 point
    Hairy Scot

    Plans for the weekend?

    I shall quietly explore Villa Maria's range of Pinot based beverages.
  13. 1 point
    A few white supremacists... ........ Yep, they get everywhere.....
  14. 1 point
    Last bird that enjoyed one of my 'milk shakes' wasn't too enamoured after milking me when I told her it was over....I admit it wasn't one of my finest moments. She was hot as fuck though so I really was weak!
  15. 1 point
    Yes, have you never had a milk shake?
  16. 1 point

    Tonight' dinner.

    Harold you love your food!
  17. 1 point
    It's common sense but it's also a fact that with humans there is only ever a male or female. You can't change this no matter what.
  18. 1 point

    Motorbike Test

    hope you've not got your scooter in the livingroom....
  19. 1 point
    SNOW ? ffs.....I'd be more than happy never ever to see another snowflake (both kinds) again. I fucking hate snow.
  20. 1 point

    Hi from Bonny Scotland

    Is there such a thing?
  21. 1 point

    The Drinking Thread

    I am still sober for October.
  22. 1 point
    Having a snifter or two....no other football on so I'll watch this. Best bit about it....Haley McQueen.....if only she'd undo another button on her dress....Oooooft!!! Got a MFF bet on over 0.5 goals in the first half.
  23. 1 point

    Tonight' dinner.

    All home made too!
  24. 1 point


    Oh my lord....
  25. 1 point
    Hairy Scot

    Mr. Jones's Medical

    Mr. Jones goes for an insurance medical. Everything is fine, but the doctor is concerned about the discolouration of Jones's penis which has a distinctly orange tinge. So he asks if Jones perhaps works with chemicals or if his work brings him in contact with any hazardous materials. Jones replies, "No, I'm retired." "Really", says the doc, "So how do you pass the time?" "Eating cheese puffs and watching blue movies!"

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