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    Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!" Silence followed. Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, Im sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled..."For the luva Jaysus...you should see the back of mine!"
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    Mr Magnificent

    Word Association

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  3. 1 point
    Red Devil

    FA Cup 4th Round Fixtures

    Yeah, we've won away at Spurs and well beat Arsenal over the last few weeks. Ole has proven he's tactically astute now, he explained after the game the plan was to soak up possession and catch them on the counter. United fans are absolutely buzzing at the moment, I just hope the board make the correct decision because we don't want another manager changing the way we play again, we want the team to play to the traditions of the club. Hopefully we get an easier tie next round, City vs Chelsea would be brilliant for us as it would open up the cup nicely.
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    Mr Magnificent

    Horse Racing Thread

    Yeah I guess. Finished the day about £13 up.
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    The Realist

    The 2nd Day.

    3 weeks in the job, a lot of thing's that hemorrhage money have been fixed, stupid thing's caused by bad or lazy management, the staff are a lot happier. I have a major issue to deal with on Monday, which may well be worthy of a thread in it's own right. Political correctness etc. when i get a call, that a lorry has been waiting to be tipped for 45 minutes, and find out that the driver was away praying, i have an issue with that. will let you know how this went Monday night.
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    Mr Magnificent

    Tonight's dinner.

    Never mind that shit. The site has been broke all day. Harold has probably topped himself, I have self harmed.
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