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    sployal

    The Positives!

    I've been a Wild Rover for many a year And the coronavirus won't stop me drinking my beer Went into an Ale house in auld Glasgow town The place was rocking the shutters were down And it's no no never!!! No corona for me For i'm the Wild Rover!!! No Corona for me
  2. 2 points
    sployal

    The Positives!

    My pub is shut I do hate you Coronavirus what can we do? No pints, no grub, what can i do? Stay at home, far from you. They say things will get better With isolation I don't know As i'm on my own. The Gov't has made a plan To save us all don't know what it is But must be a sham. MFF is still alive And we must be the one's to strive To survive and keep things going all in all i'm only joking. Long life to all fellow members
  3. 2 points
    Fuck sake, these dickheads honestly need shooting in the head.
  4. 1 point
    superally

    Under full UK Lockdown

    NEW RULES ON STAYING AT HOME AND AWAY FROM OTHERS The single most important action we can all take, in fighting coronavirus, is to stay at home in order to protect the NHS and save lives. When we reduce our day-to-day contact with other people, we will reduce the spread of the infection. That is why the government is now (23 March 2020) introducing three new measures. 1. Requiring people to stay at home, except for very limited purposes 2. Closing non-essential shops and community spaces 3. Stopping all gatherings of more than two people in public Every citizen must comply with these new measures. The relevant authorities, including the police, will be given the powers to enforce them – including through fines and dispersing gatherings. These measures are effective immediately. The Government will look again at these measures in three weeks, and relax them if the evidence shows this is possible. 1. STAYING AT HOME You should only leave the house for one of four reasons. ● Shopping for basic necessities, for example food and medicine, which must be as infrequent as possible. ● One form of exercise a day, for example a run, walk, or cycle - alone or with members of your household. ● Any medical need, or to provide care or to help a vulnerable person. ● Travelling to and from work, but only where this absolutely cannot be done from home. These four reasons are exceptions - even when doing these activities, you should be minimising time spent outside of the home and ensuring you are 2 metres apart from anyone outside of your household. These measures must be followed by everyone. Separate advice is available for individuals or households who are isolating, and for the most vulnerable who need to be shielded. If you work in a critical sector outlined in this guidance, or your child has been identified as vulnerable, you can continue to take your children to school. 2. CLOSING NON-ESSENTIAL SHOPS AND PUBLIC SPACES Last week, the Government ordered certain businesses - including pubs, cinemas and theatres - to close. The Government is now extending this requirement to a further set of businesses and other venues, including: ● all non-essential retail stores - this will include clothing and electronics stores; hair, beauty and nail salons; and outdoor and indoor markets, excluding food markets. ● libraries, community centres, and youth centres. ● indoor and outdoor leisure facilities such as bowling alleys, arcades and soft play facilities. ● communal places within parks, such as playgrounds, sports courts and outdoor gyms. ● places of worship, except for funerals attended by immediate families. ● hotels, hostels, bed and breakfasts, campsites, caravan parks, and boarding houses for commercial/leisure use (excluding permanent residents and key workers). 3. STOPPING PUBLIC GATHERINGS To make sure people are staying at home and apart from each other, the Government is also stopping all public gatherings of more than two people. There are only two exceptions to this rule: ● where the gathering is of a group of people who live together - this means that a parent can, for example, take their children to the shops if there is no option to leave them at home. ● where the gathering is essential for work purposes - but workers should be trying to minimise all meetings and other gatherings in the workplace. In addition, the Government is stopping social events, including weddings, baptisms and other religious ceremonies. This will exclude funerals, which can be attended by immediate family. DELIVERING THESE NEW MEASURES These measures will reduce our day to day contact with other people. They are a vital part of our efforts to reduce the rate of transmission of coronavirus. Every citizen is instructed to comply with these new measures. The Government will therefore be ensuring the police and other relevant authorities have the powers to enforce them, including through fines and dispersing gatherings where people do not comply. They will initially last for the three weeks from 23 March, at which point the Government will look at them again and relax them if the evidence shows this is possible. That means carry on as you damn well want.... Er just out for my daily exercise officer . Anyone watch from abroad would think the UK has suddenly got a fitness fad
  5. 1 point
    DOC

    Songs that sum up the current mood..

    Homeward Bound Made in China Help Whos sorry now We gotta get out of this place They’re coming to take me away ha ha ,
  6. 1 point
    The nation is proud of you mate, so be able to show it, get that uniform on with your ID and medals, don't be afraid but help in making the Nation proud of our Military personnel. You are doing a great job keep it up
  7. 1 point
    I have to wear my uniform now, when travelling to and from work, with ID round my neck!!!!
  8. 1 point
    Bastion

    Alex Salmond in Soap & Bubble

    100 % The media went on about Caroline Flack being accused and outed before trial (by them btw) Salmond also, Ulster Rugby Players..... Law needs to protect the accused before trial.
  9. 1 point
    boro_boy

    Alex Salmond in Soap & Bubble

    You'd give a shit if you got accused of rape and were found innocent, surely? The trials should not mention names of the alleged offenders until the end!
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    I can confirm that dug, we have a paper which we must fill out if we go outdoors for essential needings. The controls are drastic with fines of €135 if the Police or Gendarmerie consider we shouldn't be outside. Since these mesures, there have been over 2 million controles and over 200.00 fines, (money in the coffers)
  11. 1 point
    Harold

    The Positives!

    The country's going to shit but we must all do our bit Try as I might All I hear is some shite And sometimes it makes you want to quit But times aren't great So step up to the plate And do what what you can to assist Buy a bottle or two But whatever you do Make sure you don't end up pissed. So all you bulk buyers I'd drop you in the chip friers So you'd scream like you've never before As you lifted that tissue I'd make sure I didn't miss you You cunt, you queue jumping whore!!!
  12. 1 point
    sployal

    Under full UK Lockdown

    1 Yes; 2 Yes; 3 Do your thing mate and good to you
  13. 1 point
    That's what everyone is predicting. Because people can't be trusted and they were treating Sunday as a fucking bank holiday!!! #cunts
  14. 1 point
    feral fucks......problem is if they were treated in a similar manner when/if arrested there would be an outcry....public CANNOT have it both ways...Personally I would fry the cunts!!!!!
  15. 1 point
    Harold

    The Gardening Thread

    patches of it were 5-6 inches but not many.....problem I have is that when we moved here our back was only the drying green and the rest (a large area) was a garden which was tended by the guy next door who grew flowers in it. We needed the space because we had four Alsations at the time so we asked the neigbour to take out his flowers as I wanted to grass the garden area. No problem and he actually showed me the old fashioned way to do it. However we ran out of normal grass seed but I got a freebie of more seed from a local but unfortunately it grows quick & longer (ryegrass if I recall correctly).....so some were still shortish and other areas were long.
  16. 1 point
    sployal

    Back in the Day- Drinks.

    Memories dug, memories i bet you would take them memories back in a minute
  17. 1 point
    I just don't understand what goes through their stupid fucking heads? Do they think its funny? I hope they get severe punishment and even charges of manslaughter/murder if these OAPs get the virus and they die!
  18. 1 point
    cunts need a baseball bat to their fucking skull....bastards!
  19. 1 point
    *WHO Myth-busters* There is a lot of false information around. These are the facts. People of all ages CAN be infected by the coronavirus. Older people, and people with pre-existing medical conditions (such as asthma, diabetes, heart disease) appear to be more vulnerable to becoming severely ill with the virus. Cold weather and snow CANNOT kill the coronavirus. The coronavirus CAN be transmitted in areas with hot and humid climates The coronavirus CANNOT be transmitted through mosquito bites. There is NO evidence that companion animals/pets such as dogs or cats can transmit the coronavirus. Taking a hot bath DOES NOT prevent the coronavirus Hand dryers are NOT effective in killing the coronavirus Ultraviolet light SHOULD NOT be used for sterilization and can cause skin irritation Thermal scanners CAN detect if people have a fever but CANNOT detect whether or not someone has the coronavirus Spraying alcohol or chlorine all over your body WILL NOT kill viruses that have already entered your body Vaccines against pneumonia, such as pneumococcal vaccine and _Haemophilus influenzae_ type b (Hib) vaccine, DO NOT provide protection against the coronavirus. There is NO evidence that regularly rinsing the nose with saline has protected people from infection with the coronavirus. Garlic is healthy but there is NO evidence from the current outbreak that eating garlic has protected people from the coronavirus. Antibiotics DO NOT work against viruses, antibiotics only work against bacteria. To date, there is NO specific medicine recommended to prevent or treat the coronavirus. Check the facts on the WHO website: https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/advice-for-public/myth-busters Got this from The WHO if you add them to whatsapp and send them a message saying: hi they will reply. It's all automated. The number is +41798931892
  20. 1 point
    An interesting link for updates https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html
  21. 1 point
    Out of those three only Pizza now and again
  22. 1 point
    Harold

    Back in the Day- Drinks.

    When we were 17-18 me and my pals used to go to Blackpool for the 'Fair' weekend. Spent Friday evening in the pub then got the midnight train direct to Blackpool arriving there about 6 in the morning....went to out boarding house, spent a few hours there then in this particular bar for 11am and it was on the snakebites....utterly pished then went back for a few hours kip then back to the bar for more mayhem....Sunday was more of the same then Monday morning in the pub till it was time to get the train home. The folly of youth but it was great at the time.
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  24. 1 point
    boro_boy

    Back in the Day- Drinks.

    Looks like a tin of oil!
  25. 1 point
    superally

    The Positives!

    Gonna try a bit of poetry here, so bare with me. Feck Corone virus- And feck the EU too- When the pubs are open again, I'm gonna drink more than you. (or some shit like that).
  26. 1 point
    I have just thought about their predicament for a moment, and have come to the conclusion- fuck em.
  27. 1 point
    superally

    Songs that sum up the current mood..

    I will raise you a, You Can't always get what you want- Rolling Stones (Tesco edition). Feck that's gotta be another for the Album.
  28. 1 point
    Saw one of those chaotic supermarket videos earlier, which i wish i could post, loads of mostly Asians going crazy to grab anything they can, there was this huge bald gorilla type guy at the front of the shelves grabbing loads of stuff, barging the silly people out the way( they couldn't stop him huge muscular guy),then handing it to the old folk, then repeating. Love that guy whoever he is.
  29. 1 point
    superally

    Songs that sum up the current mood..

    Always look on the bright side of life.... Monty Python
  30. 1 point
    Tbh Hairy I appreciate the sentiment but I couldn't accept having won because I would feel that justice hasn't been done....like the leagues there are points to be won and lost and until it is/was arithmetically impossible for top/bottom places to be changed then personally I think it would immoral.
  31. 1 point
    I doubt there will be any more games this season. We should just give Harold the gold medal now. @Harold - Well done mate.
  32. 0 points
    Take consolation in the fact that simply by running this forum, you will always be, Mrmags hero, and reason for living.
  33. 0 points
    He's still an ugly moaning fecker tho.
  34. 0 points
    superally

    Under full UK Lockdown

    Where there is a will, there is a way.
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    I'm on day 3 of having no Pub to go to, It's really starting to get to me.
  37. 0 points
    superally

    The Positives!

    No fat birds in leggings hanging around outside Greggs, has to be a major positive.
  38. 0 points
    Normski

    The Positives!

    Jehovah witnesses will be working from home
  39. 0 points
    Harold

    The Positives!

    Fucking hypochondriac ye are ffs......
  40. 0 points
    boro_boy

    The Positives!

    I was sitting at home watching the news when all of a sudden I put down my booze The presenter had breaking news A virus was spreading From Wuhan in China This was not good for my angina! It was out of control it was spreading fast from person to person what woud be the human cost Months after the news of Covid-19 people are working to find a vaccine People are dying at an alarming rate Covid-19 does not discriminate I'm now infected by the virus each hour I become more lifeless I lay here in isolation my lungs are failing The nurses trying their hardest but the virus is the smartest as i near inevitable death I take my last breath...
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    Harold

    Under full UK Lockdown

    Nup Nup.....Army - yes.....................Pugwashes are a no no. You won't get leave.....you'll be stuck up in Wick for months to come....the sea will get wilder, you'll be banished from your lodgings and have to live with your shipmates and you cannot escape the harbour....Middlesbrough will seem a very long way from your heart
  42. 0 points
    redblood

    The Positives!

    No Jermaine Jenas on the tv for the foreseeable
  43. 0 points
    sployal

    Back in the Day- Drinks.

    Used to love a bottle of 'Four Crown' in my teenage days
  44. 0 points
    Harold

    The Gardening Thread

    What....the grass or the missus ?..........
  45. 0 points
    Harold

    Back in the Day- Drinks.

    a fucking jakey's tipple mate (when they could afford it otherwise it was the turps)....... Never touched the stuff tbh....I was refined.
  46. 0 points
    Harold

    The Positives!

    should never have let big Bubba knob him up the back door. Social distancing Harvey....social distancing!
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    Well in that case we are fucked!
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    Harold

    Back in the Day- Drinks.

    Pernod & blackcurrant was partaken in a hotel bar before me and my mates went to a local disco in a school when we were about 16. Used to drink skol also....fucking pish it was......liked Hoopers hooch when it arrived here. Anyone indulge in pints of 'snakebite' ? Lager and cider.....that was a road to ruin of a Saturday night.
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    Normski

    FAO Normski!

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