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  1. 4 points
    Just had some great news The council have agreed to pay out 75% of our school contract money. That is going to be huge boost to all full time drivers!
  2. 4 points
    https://www.thejournal.ie/an-post-services-5057083-Mar2020/?amp=1 so it seems the posties over here are starting to call on elderly etc seeing if they can get shopping for them or pick up medication and bring it to them next day
  3. 3 points
    Now we have left the EU, shouldn't we be standing 6ft 7ins from people instead of 2 metres?
  4. 3 points
    I have just thought about their predicament for a moment, and have come to the conclusion- fuck em.
  5. 2 points
    Should have fined them all £30 each. Nice earner. People are more dangerous than the virus!
  6. 2 points

    James McClean

    Ironically a councillor was made to pay him £63k in damages after he made a provo reference about him Then the cunt wonders why he gets abuse Stoke should have sacked him
  7. 2 points
    Surely next time one of these outbreaks occurs, we will isolate the country of origin faster, suspending flights and putting anyone returning in quarantine before getting the freedom to spread it........ It was handled badly from the start, were western governments scared of being labelled racist, in doing so, by leftist parties, globalists and media? Human rights eh......
  8. 2 points

    Applause for our Carers!

    Hope youse are considering doing the minutes applause/cheering for the NHS and all carers & every other bugger who is putting their lives on the line for all of our safety. Get out on your doorstep and do it guys....these are the people we rely on if we unfortunately get struck down with this disease. Christ if I can stay up and do it any cunt can.......
  9. 2 points

    The Reality Hits Home.

    Just received this text message off a mate from Blues. I've lost my Dad. Less than 18 hours after being admitted to Heartlands Hospital with Coronavirus he sadly died. As a kid I'd spend my Saturday afternoons outside the Cricketers Arms listening to tales of our near misses like the Fulham Semi Final where all the old men would tell me to go off and support a proper club as Blues would only ever break your heart and never win a single thing, he was always the eternal optimist and he said he'd die a happy man if he could get to see Blues win a major final, I'm so thankful you got to see that, i know it was the greatest day of your life. When i was 13 he worked for Jaguar Land Rover and got corporate tickets for the Villa, while we were waiting outside he told me to get as much shit on my shoes as I possibly could, I was really confused by this until I got in to the corporate area to see the Villa badge plastered all over the carpet and he just looked at me and smiled. As another bluenose makes his tired and weary way up to heaven I just want to take this opportunity to say this is real, it's not a game. STAY SAFE, STAY AT HOME.
  10. 2 points

    Applause for our Carers!

    I felt embarrassed watching this on the TV. Fucking cringe worthy. Yeah they are doing a amazing job but I'm not going to clasp on my doorstep like a duck.
  11. 2 points
    Hope all goes well for them mate.
  12. 2 points
    Not been posting as my mother passed away. She had been suffering from dementia for almost ten years. Anyway with all that going on I haven’t been able to join the hordes panic buying so I ll be living on cheesy pasta for the next few days. No idea what I am going to do work wise ... there is no work and it looks likely their is no ‘safety net’ for self employed taxi drivers whose partners work Going to be a long few weeks until we get back to anything like normality. On the bright side funerals are immediate family only to I don’t have to suffer listening to the East Coast clan who I only see at funerals! In fact I probably won’t see them again... every cloud and all that Stay safe wherever you are
  13. 2 points

    The Positives!

    I've been a Wild Rover for many a year And the coronavirus won't stop me drinking my beer Went into an Ale house in auld Glasgow town The place was rocking the shutters were down And it's no no never!!! No corona for me For i'm the Wild Rover!!! No Corona for me
  14. 2 points

    FAO Normski!

    You have in the past found and posted a lot of humurous stuff. I am trying to post a bit of light hearted stuff myself, ( Hairy may have missed the couch bit tho). Any chance you can focus more on the humour as you have previous of spreading a smile ( can't ask BB cos hes a feckin miserable fecker), as this forum like the world is in depression. Lets try and spread a smile fella. I reckon your the man. Not only this forum the feckin world needs it.
  15. 2 points

    The Positives!

    My pub is shut I do hate you Coronavirus what can we do? No pints, no grub, what can i do? Stay at home, far from you. They say things will get better With isolation I don't know As i'm on my own. The Gov't has made a plan To save us all don't know what it is But must be a sham. MFF is still alive And we must be the one's to strive To survive and keep things going all in all i'm only joking. Long life to all fellow members
  16. 2 points
    Fuck sake, these dickheads honestly need shooting in the head.
  17. 2 points
    Always look on the bright side of life.... Monty Python
  18. 2 points

    VAR Again.

    V irus A void R eaction
  19. 1 point

    The Covid-19 Cunt Thread

    He's a cunt of the highest order Kept great company too #TerryChristianIsaCunt
  20. 1 point
    Mr Magnificent

    Food Songs.

    In the Gateaux - Elvis
  21. 1 point

    Try this game, post your score!!!

    70.2 after 5 Stella.
  22. 1 point

    Food Songs.

    Yeah, yourself and @Mr Magnificent have turned it into a great thread, gave me a few much needed giggles. Private Pies, feckin class.
  23. 1 point
    informal•Australian/NZ noun: hoon; plural noun: hoons a lout or hooligan, especially a young man who drives recklessly. "the whole family was wiped out because some drunken hoon had to drive his car" verb: hoon; 3rd person present: hoons; past tense: hooned; past participle: hooned; gerund or present participle: hooning behave in a loutish way, especially by driving recklessly. "she noticed people hooning around Ohariu Valley"
  24. 1 point

    Back in the Day- Drinks.

    Was best part or 40 years ago fella.
  25. 1 point

    Back in the Day- Drinks.

    Anybody remember these? Standard 80's pub drink's. What did you drink,and what was your favourite back then??? I'm just trying to diverse from this Covid 19 shite BTW!
  26. 1 point
    NZ went into lockdown at midnight on Wednesday 25th. I had to venture out today to pick up my prescriptions from the pharmacy. What a pleasure! The roads were empty. No silly Asian women dilly dallying at roundabouts. No hoons driving like they have a death wish. Never felt so safe on a road in my life.
  27. 1 point
    That’s good to hear mate. Fingers crossed all goes well with you
  28. 1 point

    Songs that sum up the current mood..

    Good one , never thought of that.
  29. 1 point
    Yeah at one time mars bars etc seemed to be the go to but it’s all changed. It’s the same as this diabetic chocolate that’s out. Most diabetic consultants will say take a bit of ordinary chocolate instead of the so-called diabetic one.
  30. 1 point
    Cheers Mak.....just came to me that a mate I used to go to games with was diabetic and iirc he always carried a mars bar with him.....just in case the Blackheart rum didn't help lol
  31. 1 point
    A digestive biscuit is better if a diabetic goes really low. Also a lot of diabetics carry glucose tablets or drinks with them. Also a drink of coke or similar can do the trick. My wife is diabetic type 1
  32. 1 point
    Personally fella, I really don't give a shit what you think of me, tho what i will say, is the reason for my post was to make @boro_boy feel loved. I am happy to be the butt of a joke, for somebody else's benefit, as is BB. I guess it's called being a man. Lighten up FFS, we have much more important things to deal with right now. I haven't been the pub for 4 days, and Blues for what seems like a feckin lifetime.
  33. 1 point
    Two of my sons. Youngest boy is recovering well and my oldest is getting through it slowly. Neither has been tested but the shortness of breath etc seems to be the give away. The youngest lives in his own and is in Quarantine and my oldest is married with two young kids he is quarantining in the spare bedroom. Both have been in touch with the NHS and this is what they have been told to do. Thankfully the symptoms for them have been mild
  34. 1 point
    Condolences to you & yours mate. As you've told me before I was aware she was poorly but it is still hard to take. Take care mate.
  35. 1 point
    Thoughts are with you at this time mate.
  36. 1 point

    Under full UK Lockdown

    Very frustrating, this could go on for weeks, 2/3.....ok 6/7 weeks, folk will struggle with nothing coming in, But enough about me, as you say, theres a bigger picture we all need to address.
  37. 1 point

    Under full UK Lockdown

    NEW RULES ON STAYING AT HOME AND AWAY FROM OTHERS The single most important action we can all take, in fighting coronavirus, is to stay at home in order to protect the NHS and save lives. When we reduce our day-to-day contact with other people, we will reduce the spread of the infection. That is why the government is now (23 March 2020) introducing three new measures. 1. Requiring people to stay at home, except for very limited purposes 2. Closing non-essential shops and community spaces 3. Stopping all gatherings of more than two people in public Every citizen must comply with these new measures. The relevant authorities, including the police, will be given the powers to enforce them – including through fines and dispersing gatherings. These measures are effective immediately. The Government will look again at these measures in three weeks, and relax them if the evidence shows this is possible. 1. STAYING AT HOME You should only leave the house for one of four reasons. ● Shopping for basic necessities, for example food and medicine, which must be as infrequent as possible. ● One form of exercise a day, for example a run, walk, or cycle - alone or with members of your household. ● Any medical need, or to provide care or to help a vulnerable person. ● Travelling to and from work, but only where this absolutely cannot be done from home. These four reasons are exceptions - even when doing these activities, you should be minimising time spent outside of the home and ensuring you are 2 metres apart from anyone outside of your household. These measures must be followed by everyone. Separate advice is available for individuals or households who are isolating, and for the most vulnerable who need to be shielded. If you work in a critical sector outlined in this guidance, or your child has been identified as vulnerable, you can continue to take your children to school. 2. CLOSING NON-ESSENTIAL SHOPS AND PUBLIC SPACES Last week, the Government ordered certain businesses - including pubs, cinemas and theatres - to close. The Government is now extending this requirement to a further set of businesses and other venues, including: ● all non-essential retail stores - this will include clothing and electronics stores; hair, beauty and nail salons; and outdoor and indoor markets, excluding food markets. ● libraries, community centres, and youth centres. ● indoor and outdoor leisure facilities such as bowling alleys, arcades and soft play facilities. ● communal places within parks, such as playgrounds, sports courts and outdoor gyms. ● places of worship, except for funerals attended by immediate families. ● hotels, hostels, bed and breakfasts, campsites, caravan parks, and boarding houses for commercial/leisure use (excluding permanent residents and key workers). 3. STOPPING PUBLIC GATHERINGS To make sure people are staying at home and apart from each other, the Government is also stopping all public gatherings of more than two people. There are only two exceptions to this rule: ● where the gathering is of a group of people who live together - this means that a parent can, for example, take their children to the shops if there is no option to leave them at home. ● where the gathering is essential for work purposes - but workers should be trying to minimise all meetings and other gatherings in the workplace. In addition, the Government is stopping social events, including weddings, baptisms and other religious ceremonies. This will exclude funerals, which can be attended by immediate family. DELIVERING THESE NEW MEASURES These measures will reduce our day to day contact with other people. They are a vital part of our efforts to reduce the rate of transmission of coronavirus. Every citizen is instructed to comply with these new measures. The Government will therefore be ensuring the police and other relevant authorities have the powers to enforce them, including through fines and dispersing gatherings where people do not comply. They will initially last for the three weeks from 23 March, at which point the Government will look at them again and relax them if the evidence shows this is possible. That means carry on as you damn well want.... Er just out for my daily exercise officer . Anyone watch from abroad would think the UK has suddenly got a fitness fad
  38. 1 point

    The Positives!

    The country's going to shit but we must all do our bit Try as I might All I hear is some shite And sometimes it makes you want to quit But times aren't great So step up to the plate And do what what you can to assist Buy a bottle or two But whatever you do Make sure you don't end up pissed. So all you bulk buyers I'd drop you in the chip friers So you'd scream like you've never before As you lifted that tissue I'd make sure I didn't miss you You cunt, you queue jumping whore!!!
  39. 1 point
    That's what everyone is predicting. Because people can't be trusted and they were treating Sunday as a fucking bank holiday!!! #cunts
  40. 1 point
    feral fucks......problem is if they were treated in a similar manner when/if arrested there would be an outcry....public CANNOT have it both ways...Personally I would fry the cunts!!!!!
  41. 1 point

    The Gardening Thread

    patches of it were 5-6 inches but not many.....problem I have is that when we moved here our back was only the drying green and the rest (a large area) was a garden which was tended by the guy next door who grew flowers in it. We needed the space because we had four Alsations at the time so we asked the neigbour to take out his flowers as I wanted to grass the garden area. No problem and he actually showed me the old fashioned way to do it. However we ran out of normal grass seed but I got a freebie of more seed from a local but unfortunately it grows quick & longer (ryegrass if I recall correctly).....so some were still shortish and other areas were long.
  42. 1 point
    An interesting link for updates https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/map.html
  43. 1 point

    Songs that sum up the current mood..

    Fever - Elvis Presley
  44. 1 point
    Out of those three only Pizza now and again
  45. 1 point
    Guys you have a difference of opinion to her. To wish her dead is a poor show on your part.
  46. 1 point

    The Positives!

    Gonna try a bit of poetry here, so bare with me. Feck Corone virus- And feck the EU too- When the pubs are open again, I'm gonna drink more than you. (or some shit like that).
  47. 1 point
    The smiley may indeed be a contentious issue, tho i sometimes feel the need to post a thumb up,as it shows no malice or offence, as i cannot be sure who has their HRT patch or not.
  48. 1 point

    Songs that sum up the current mood..

    I will raise you a, You Can't always get what you want- Rolling Stones (Tesco edition). Feck that's gotta be another for the Album.
  49. 1 point
    NZ government has said that over 70s MUST stay at home. So I, and my pool partners will have to play with different balls for a while. Plus the weekly old farts conference in the pub will have to be suspended. I'll just need to find someone to do my shopping for me.
  50. 1 point
    I doubt there will be any more games this season. We should just give Harold the gold medal now. @Harold - Well done mate.
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