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    Shamima Begum

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    I hope this filthy fucking bitch

    Nope.....you'd be in the river Tees with concrete boots
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    Brexit not going very good?

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    Predictor w/ending 10/03/2019

    w/e 10/03/2019 Bastion 92 Hairy 89 Dug 86 SP 71 Mak 69 Jape 67 Trav 9
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    Football Funnies

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    What the **** is everyone up to

    The daft cunt phoned me back 5 minutes later again asking if I was in front of my computer. This time I told him I was on the roof of my house. Okay he said, I'll phone later when you get down. Don't fucking bather ya daft bastard, I'm taking the piss...now fuck off I politely added.
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    Hairy Scot

    Celebrity Death Thread 2019!

    CAMPBELL ROBERT (BOBBY). Suddenly but peacefully, on 7th March, 2019, Robert (Bobby) Campbell, aged 77 years. Ex of St Mirren, Morton and Motherwell. https://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/17576668.former-morton-star-who-was-a-key-player-in-one-of-the-clubs-best-ever-sides-has-died/ An old colleague from my days at IBM in Greenock. RIP Bobby.
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    I'm the opposite, hope some cunt has started it, be a bit boring if it was a dodgy fuse box......
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    The CUNT Thread

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    The Realist

    Idiot Of The Year!

    Confession time, as i am claiming this crown for 2019 so far. Wasn't particularly clock watching, tho around the time she was watching Eastenders/ Corrie/ last night i nipped out for a couple of pints, few people in the pub moaning about being back at work in the morning, which kind of depressed me too. Got home around 9 -30 pm ,set alarm for 3am, got out of bed, cup of tea, walk the dog, shower, work clothes on, than just as i was having a smoke around 4am, I realized i not in work until Monday, when i start the new job. What a feckin idiot eh?
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    If it weakens the Aussie team...... Brucie Bonus!
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    Random Videos

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    Brexit not going very good?

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    The Realist


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    Celtic v Rangers, 31/03.2019

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    Brexit not going very good?

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    What the **** is everyone up to

    Woohoo two great outcomes between yesterday and today the the consultant was really happy with the wife’s footit has healed nicelymuch to their surprise. So back the end of September just to make sure all is still ok. And I am back in Dublinin in three weeks to sign a contract for a series of children’s books with the first coming out at Christmas also my two daughters are involved as they have done all the illustrations. Got to say I am just a wee bit chuffed 😁😁
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    There is no such thing as Islamaphobia,it's a made up word,in that case,Christianaphobia is a huge problem in Islamic countries Whilst i find any terror attack on any human abhorrent,can someone explain in recent times why: When Islamic terrorists commit murder there is fear for reprisals on Muslims When far right terrorists commit murder there is fear for reprisals on Muslims BTW i'm speaking as someone who lived through a 30+ years religious war
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    The Drinking Thread

    Wee story....the wife and me were visiting friends in Perth W. A. and one day we went to Fremantle and its huge market was on. There was t-shirt stall which did printing and I said to her I was going to buy a t-shirt with the words....' 34 & 1/2, Half hearted bastard me'. Suffice to say she was not amused & I never got my saucy worded t-shirt.......................Had an excellent lunch there mind.
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    The Realist

    The Gender Thread

    I may have a punt on a man naturally giving birth to a child before the end of the year. Can't seem to find any odds on paddypower tho.
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    Thoughts ?

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    She would have survived the titanic
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    PSG v United

    personally think that will be a nightmare. EG...a skilled player who is struggling to pass to a teammate or stuck trying to get a cross in then deliberately kicks the ball off an opponents hand/arm, situations like that.
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    Hoping Morelos can stay the 90 minutes and bang in a couple of goals.
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    Do you still watch porn?

    If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.
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    The Realist

    Next Man Utd Manager!

    Pogba is the ultimate example, Jose playing him defensive mid, was a bit loony IMO. Just look at the difference now.
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    SPL Fun Predictor Forum

    Cheers mate. We have been doing a SPL predictor over by so it will be good to continue.
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    The Realist

    Shamima Begum

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    The Realist

    Shamima Begum

    If she has 3 kids fella, they must be triplets. Have you seen the state of the ugly fecker? No way is she getting shagged 3 times.
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    The Realist

    Plans for the weekend?

    Saturday night was an eye opener for me, and led me to believe there are still a few decent people left in the world. Mrs SA had her own little business, more as a sideline, as she had a full time job, and had her trusted people working for her. Never a great earner for her, around £15k a year, which aint bad for doing feck all. The reason she got them all together was to hand over the business to them, she alway paid them a decent wage, and they earned more from it, than she did per annum. Well now they have it all between them, 20% each, she put in a few terms and conditions so no party can shit on any other one. Overall i think that is pretty decent of her. Turned out a night of celebration. The food at the place we ate, was also feckin mega.
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    Plans for the weekend?

    Ran the East London half marathon today, my first ever half, which is a part of my training plan for the Brighton full marathon in April. Managed to break sub 2 hours and got round in 1.58, which was pretty good considering the conditions. Fuck me was it cold.
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    I start my Diet tomorrow

    Tinder for Men.....
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    Hi from Bonny Scotland

    Hi all, a granddaddy here from Edinburgh and hope to join in all the debates here, just surfing around now to get the hang of things, love the Emoji's
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    The Realist

    The Longest thread in MFF history

    Bumped into an old mate today, I asked him what he was up to nowadays,he said he prepares meals, for homeless,dropouts,inbreds, crackheads,peadophiles,and down and outs. I said do you work at a charity drop in centre? He said no, I work on the pie stand at Villa Park
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    It was snowing this morning so I thought I would make a snowman... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 am: A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snowwoman. 8:15 am: So, I made a snowwoman. 8:17 am: My feminist neighbor complained about the snowwoman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snowwomen everywhere. 8:20 am: The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 am: The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snowperson with detachable parts. 8:25 am: The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 am: I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 am: The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa. 8:40 am: The police arrive, saying someone has been offended. 8:42 am: The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snowwoman needs to be removed, because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 am: The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 am: My local TV news crew from the ABC showed up, asking me if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen. I replied, "Snowballs." Now I’m called a sexist. 9:00 am: I'm on the morning news, being described as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 am: I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services. 9:29 am: Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding I be charged by the Anti-Everything Commissioner and then beheaded. So, how's your morning been?
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    The Realist

    Brexit not going very good?

    I think we should just walk away and tell them to fuck themselves. UK leaving, will have the same impact as if the 19 smallest countries left. When 100000 German car workers lose their jobs, along with many 1000's of French car workers, and wine producers, same goes for Italy, the amount of cheese and chocolate we import from Holland and Belgium, along with many more products. These countries are shitting it, one of the reason's behind the JLR shutdown, is to put pressure on European parts suppliers. We never asked for a deal in 2 world wars, when we saved their arses, why the fuck should we want one now. They will come begging to us soon enough. There is a reason why they refer to the UK as treasure island.
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    2 people hospitalised at Gordon's

    2 people have been admitted too hospital at Gordon Ramsays restaurant due too a flaming cocktail. Just a coincidence the restaurant is called hells kitchen?
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    Mr Magnificent

    Favourite Actor/Actress.

    I have a man crush on Tom Hardy.
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    Boring Football Clubs!

    Aston Villa i would rather watch paint dry ,they are so fecking boring i always change channel or just switch off
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    Daily shit in Norn Iron

    The provos shot her,have a read at this statement and you would swear it was 1981.....note how they spelled murder wrong
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    Take a fucking bow....class👏👏👏👏
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    Mr Magnificent

    The Drinking Thread

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    Hairy Scot

    May is Doomed

    I am definitely a right winger but I 'd have to say that Theresa is without a doubt the worst Tory PM that I can remember. Maggie will be turning in her grave,
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    I hope England win. My captain is Welsh and most people on here are Scottish so if we lose its not going to be enjoyable. Come on England.
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