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  1. 5 points
    boro_boy

    Shamima Begum

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    Normski

    I hope this filthy fucking bitch

    Nope.....you'd be in the river Tees with concrete boots
  3. 4 points
    Normski

    Brexit not going very good?

    https://twitter.com/Roger_Da_Costa/status/1106175507094224897?s=1
  4. 4 points
    Harold

    Predictor w/ending 10/03/2019

    w/e 10/03/2019 Bastion 92 Hairy 89 Dug 86 SP 71 Mak 69 Jape 67 Trav 9
  5. 4 points
    Megaboost

    Football Funnies

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    boro_boy

    Random Videos

    This should make you laugh
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    Harold

    What the **** is everyone up to

    The daft cunt phoned me back 5 minutes later again asking if I was in front of my computer. This time I told him I was on the roof of my house. Okay he said, I'll phone later when you get down. Don't fucking bather ya daft bastard, I'm taking the piss...now fuck off I politely added.
  8. 3 points
    Harold

    What the **** is everyone up to

    Youse may have noticed I posted a gif of Capn Morgan dancing (on the gardening thread). While I was doing that I got a call from 'John Mathews' (asian sounding guy) from Microsoft telling me there was an issue with my PC and I had to do as he said. Okay....so he told me to switch it on and asked me what I saw. I told him I saw Capn Morgan dancing. Whaaaaat ?.....he exclaimed. I repeated myself telling him that the Capn was getting down and dancing. John told me....I'll leave you to it.
  9. 3 points
    Hairy Scot

    Celebrity Death Thread 2019!

    CAMPBELL ROBERT (BOBBY). Suddenly but peacefully, on 7th March, 2019, Robert (Bobby) Campbell, aged 77 years. Ex of St Mirren, Morton and Motherwell. https://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/17576668.former-morton-star-who-was-a-key-player-in-one-of-the-clubs-best-ever-sides-has-died/ An old colleague from my days at IBM in Greenock. RIP Bobby.
  10. 3 points
    I'm the opposite, hope some cunt has started it, be a bit boring if it was a dodgy fuse box......
  11. 3 points
  12. 3 points
    Roger

    The CUNT Thread

    Cunt!
  13. 3 points
    The Realist

    Idiot Of The Year!

    Confession time, as i am claiming this crown for 2019 so far. Wasn't particularly clock watching, tho around the time she was watching Eastenders/ Corrie/ last night i nipped out for a couple of pints, few people in the pub moaning about being back at work in the morning, which kind of depressed me too. Got home around 9 -30 pm ,set alarm for 3am, got out of bed, cup of tea, walk the dog, shower, work clothes on, than just as i was having a smoke around 4am, I realized i not in work until Monday, when i start the new job. What a feckin idiot eh?
  14. 3 points
    If it weakens the Aussie team...... Brucie Bonus!
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    Normski

    Random Videos

  16. 3 points
    Normski

    Brexit not going very good?

  17. 3 points
    The Realist

    Immigration

  18. 3 points
    Bastion

    Celtic v Rangers, 31/03.2019

  19. 3 points
    redblood

    Brexit not going very good?

  20. 3 points
    Makdee

    What the **** is everyone up to

    Woohoo two great outcomes between yesterday and today the the consultant was really happy with the wife’s footit has healed nicelymuch to their surprise. So back the end of September just to make sure all is still ok. And I am back in Dublinin in three weeks to sign a contract for a series of children’s books with the first coming out at Christmas also my two daughters are involved as they have done all the illustrations. Got to say I am just a wee bit chuffed 😁😁
  21. 3 points
    There is no such thing as Islamaphobia,it's a made up word,in that case,Christianaphobia is a huge problem in Islamic countries Whilst i find any terror attack on any human abhorrent,can someone explain in recent times why: When Islamic terrorists commit murder there is fear for reprisals on Muslims When far right terrorists commit murder there is fear for reprisals on Muslims BTW i'm speaking as someone who lived through a 30+ years religious war
  22. 3 points
    Harold

    The Drinking Thread

    Wee story....the wife and me were visiting friends in Perth W. A. and one day we went to Fremantle and its huge market was on. There was t-shirt stall which did printing and I said to her I was going to buy a t-shirt with the words....' 34 & 1/2, Half hearted bastard me'. Suffice to say she was not amused & I never got my saucy worded t-shirt.......................Had an excellent lunch there mind.
  23. 3 points
    The Realist

    The Gender Thread

    I may have a punt on a man naturally giving birth to a child before the end of the year. Can't seem to find any odds on paddypower tho.
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  27. 3 points
    Bastion

    Thoughts ?

  28. 3 points
    She would have survived the titanic
  29. 3 points
    Harold

    PSG v United

    personally think that will be a nightmare. EG...a skilled player who is struggling to pass to a teammate or stuck trying to get a cross in then deliberately kicks the ball off an opponents hand/arm, situations like that.
  30. 3 points
    Hoping Morelos can stay the 90 minutes and bang in a couple of goals.
  31. 3 points
    Normski

    Do you still watch porn?

    If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.
  32. 3 points
    The Realist

    Next Man Utd Manager!

    Pogba is the ultimate example, Jose playing him defensive mid, was a bit loony IMO. Just look at the difference now.
  33. 3 points
    Harold

    SPL Fun Predictor Forum

    Cheers mate. We have been doing a SPL predictor over by so it will be good to continue.
  34. 3 points
    The Realist

    Shamima Begum

  35. 3 points
    The Realist

    Shamima Begum

    If she has 3 kids fella, they must be triplets. Have you seen the state of the ugly fecker? No way is she getting shagged 3 times.
  36. 3 points
    The Realist

    Plans for the weekend?

    Saturday night was an eye opener for me, and led me to believe there are still a few decent people left in the world. Mrs SA had her own little business, more as a sideline, as she had a full time job, and had her trusted people working for her. Never a great earner for her, around £15k a year, which aint bad for doing feck all. The reason she got them all together was to hand over the business to them, she alway paid them a decent wage, and they earned more from it, than she did per annum. Well now they have it all between them, 20% each, she put in a few terms and conditions so no party can shit on any other one. Overall i think that is pretty decent of her. Turned out a night of celebration. The food at the place we ate, was also feckin mega.
  37. 3 points
    YIDDO

    Plans for the weekend?

    Ran the East London half marathon today, my first ever half, which is a part of my training plan for the Brighton full marathon in April. Managed to break sub 2 hours and got round in 1.58, which was pretty good considering the conditions. Fuck me was it cold.
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  40. 3 points
    Harold

    I start my Diet tomorrow

    Tinder for Men.....
  41. 3 points
    JCS

    Hi from Bonny Scotland

    Hi all, a granddaddy here from Edinburgh and hope to join in all the debates here, just surfing around now to get the hang of things, love the Emoji's
  42. 3 points
    The Realist

    The Longest thread in MFF history

    Bumped into an old mate today, I asked him what he was up to nowadays,he said he prepares meals, for homeless,dropouts,inbreds, crackheads,peadophiles,and down and outs. I said do you work at a charity drop in centre? He said no, I work on the pie stand at Villa Park
  43. 3 points
    It was snowing this morning so I thought I would make a snowman... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 am: A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snowwoman. 8:15 am: So, I made a snowwoman. 8:17 am: My feminist neighbor complained about the snowwoman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snowwomen everywhere. 8:20 am: The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 am: The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snowperson with detachable parts. 8:25 am: The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 am: I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 am: The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa. 8:40 am: The police arrive, saying someone has been offended. 8:42 am: The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snowwoman needs to be removed, because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 am: The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 am: My local TV news crew from the ABC showed up, asking me if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen. I replied, "Snowballs." Now I’m called a sexist. 9:00 am: I'm on the morning news, being described as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 am: I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services. 9:29 am: Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding I be charged by the Anti-Everything Commissioner and then beheaded. So, how's your morning been?
  44. 3 points
    The Realist

    Brexit not going very good?

    I think we should just walk away and tell them to fuck themselves. UK leaving, will have the same impact as if the 19 smallest countries left. When 100000 German car workers lose their jobs, along with many 1000's of French car workers, and wine producers, same goes for Italy, the amount of cheese and chocolate we import from Holland and Belgium, along with many more products. These countries are shitting it, one of the reason's behind the JLR shutdown, is to put pressure on European parts suppliers. We never asked for a deal in 2 world wars, when we saved their arses, why the fuck should we want one now. They will come begging to us soon enough. There is a reason why they refer to the UK as treasure island.
  45. 3 points
    MrMacleod

    2 people hospitalised at Gordon's

    2 people have been admitted too hospital at Gordon Ramsays restaurant due too a flaming cocktail. Just a coincidence the restaurant is called hells kitchen?
  46. 3 points
    Mr Magnificent

    Favourite Actor/Actress.

    I have a man crush on Tom Hardy.
  47. 3 points
    fatpipe

    Boring Football Clubs!

    Aston Villa i would rather watch paint dry ,they are so fecking boring i always change channel or just switch off
  48. 2 points
  49. 2 points
    Mr Magnificent

    Car Insurance

    I just sent their Customer Services a ripsnorter of a complaint. Politely letting them know that I (their customer) saved myself over £400 just by doing my own 5 minute internet search. I also let them know that their practice was shady and possibly exploited the vulnerable and elderly. I finished by politely telling them to shove it up their cack pipe!
  50. 2 points
    Comebacks on 😂🤣
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