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  1. 3 points
    Bumped into an old mate today, I asked him what he was up to nowadays,he said he prepares meals, for homeless,dropouts,inbreds, crackheads,peadophiles,and down and outs. I said do you work at a charity drop in centre? He said no, I work on the pie stand at Villa Park
  2. 2 points
    Hairy Scot

    Question for BB

    Harold was filling up his Mokka at the BP station when an old acquaintance pulled up in a Bentley. "Fuck me" quoth Harold "How can you afford a car like that?" "Ï work for Cunard". "I work fooking hard as well, but I can't afford one of those!"
  3. 2 points
    Locke

    Tonight' dinner.

    I have had that Harold and can recommend. You might need two though. Lol.
  4. 1 point
    Harold

    Question for BB

    Absolutely no rage mate (you're failing badly here)...I honestly don't give a fuck as to what you have or don't have. Difference between us is that I have no need or desire to put down anyone/anything else to make my self look good.....Pension funds up or down today ?
  5. 1 point
    Locke

    ☀️⛅ ☔ Weather ❄️🌧️🌩️

    By Jeeves you will be the talk of the town. Lol
  6. 1 point
    Locke

    ☀️⛅ ☔ Weather ❄️🌧️🌩️

    Perhaps, you should get the Jag out just to be on the safe side? Even better get the butler to run that errand for you. Lol.
  7. 1 point
    Harold

    Question for BB

    Jealous of what exactly ? certainly not of you or your car. Now someone who didn't wish to come over as a snob would have had no need to publicise their pension fund(s) or what they may spend it on when they retire....Not interested mate. Jealous ? Of what exactly ? Certainly not what you have said here....a failed attempt at one upmanship ! Sympathy ?..get the fuck out of here lol. Tell me, what is it exactly that I have to be jealous about regards you ? Perhaps it is the large pension fund that for some reason you just had to mention ? Nup. Perhaps it is what you may purchase when you retire that you couldn't resist the urge to publicise ? Nup. Actually there is absolutely nothing about you or your lifestyle or you large pension fund that you couldn't resist publicising that makes me see green. Irrespective of these facilities available to you, you are no better a man than me or anyone else on this forum....only a snob would claim otherwise. Scratch cars when I was younger ?....I should hope not because I used to fucking nick scrotes like that and lock the fuckers up......so that should answer the 2nd part of your childish comment. PS...my 'throne crumbling' comment was simply a piece of satire.....not a serious statement about your elevated status.
  8. 1 point
    The Realist

    The Longest Thread In MFF History.

    Life is great fella. I'm a country boy now, and loving it.
  9. 1 point
    Hairy Scot

    Two Foot Tall

    https://youtu.be/xgP_HWv1xcA
  10. 1 point
    Just watching this now, as I do every yearr.
  11. 1 point
    Harold

    Tonight' dinner.

    Haven't had a risotto for years....I like the look of this one from tescos finest range.... ........sorry, meant paella.
  12. 1 point
    Hairy Scot

    Iceland palm oil advert banned

    What!!?? The bastards are everywhere. Always complaining, ;labelling everything that annoys them. Bunch of fucking flakes who have nothing better to do than find fault with everything and everyone that does not fit in their narrow view of life.
  13. 1 point
    Hairy Scot

    Basic simple food.

    I add my own. For some reason they're not bog on S&V in NZ takeaways. It was of course washed down with my favourite Pinot Gris. I am now enjoying some Rye 'n Dry. (Canadian Club and dry ginger ale).
  14. 1 point
    Harold

    Basic simple food.

    you greedy, greedy bastard.....
  15. 1 point
    Harold

    Basic simple food.

    Looks very tasty. Salt & vinegar I hope.
  16. 1 point
    Harold

    Basic simple food.

    Well I'm going to try again today...just a slice of toast this morning then we're going to a different chippy about 12.30pm in a neighbouring village, Plans are...........single king rib & portion of fritters. Fingers crossed.
  17. 1 point
    fatpipe

    Here's a fun poll

    BB will tell ya am the fat bastard that works on oilfield pipelines ,but harold you was partly right i used to also be a motorcyclist but due to illness i had tae knock that on the head used to be a regular on here and i was even a moderator peep but things change time moves on i cannot give the time nowadays
  18. 1 point
    Locke

    The Longest Thread In MFF History.

    How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Stick it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
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