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    The Labour Party

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    Brexit not going very good?

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    Rangers punished by UEFA

    Yes there are. My cunt of a brother for one and a mate of his.
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    Funny Pictures / GIFs / Photos

    The french part
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    Two Italian men get on a bus. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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    Mr Magnificent

    Plans for the weekend?

    Eats what he likes, smokes 20 a day and just about manages 4 pints every afternoon. Bed by 7pm for twelve hours kip.
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    Nice One Trumpy

    You don't know that, 1.6m people died in the UK in 2016...... due to diabetes. It makes a great headline, for those wishing to knock Trump...... though I would have liked more to the actual story...... He held Iraqi citizenship, a country the headline stated he was never in, why would he? Why would the headline state this fact, yet not mention he is an Iraqi citizen?...... this is when you start to wonder if there is an agenda going on here..... It then goes on to mention, his Democratic congressman, his migration lawyer and a Humanitarian group in Iraq........ all of whom will 100% have their own agenda in this man's death...... He was a thieving Cunt, got deported to his Country of Citizenship, was given a duty of care to see him through, until his own country by choice, could look after him...... That Shithole country, couldn't give a shiney Shite about him, so it's all Trumps fault, Its laughable....... I wonder why he contacted the humanitarian group?..... Help? Did they think letting him die would be a great headline to get publicity, instead of medical supplies? What do these ACLU want? Oh yeah, this case forms part of the American civil liberties Unions battle against ICE, trying to stop ICE sending folk back to Iraq...... They said, they knew he would die, yet with all the money they had, to fight against the US government, chose to sit back, document him on the streets of Baghdad and wait for him to die....... Liberal politics 2019....... And the Sheep will believe a Headline.
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    Wimbledon 2019

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    The Twelfth

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    Rangers v Celtic

    Conveniently sweeping the biggest scandal EVER in Scottish Football. It is gathering momentum daily. Separate Entity FC are squirming and this statement re Flanagan is simply deflection.
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    Rangers v Celtic

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    What the **** is everyone up to

    The daft cunt phoned me back 5 minutes later again asking if I was in front of my computer. This time I told him I was on the roof of my house. Okay he said, I'll phone later when you get down. Don't fucking bather ya daft bastard, I'm taking the piss...now fuck off I politely added.
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    It was snowing this morning so I thought I would make a snowman... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 am: A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snowwoman. 8:15 am: So, I made a snowwoman. 8:17 am: My feminist neighbor complained about the snowwoman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snowwomen everywhere. 8:20 am: The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 am: The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snowperson with detachable parts. 8:25 am: The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 am: I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 am: The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa. 8:40 am: The police arrive, saying someone has been offended. 8:42 am: The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snowwoman needs to be removed, because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 am: The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 am: My local TV news crew from the ABC showed up, asking me if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen. I replied, "Snowballs." Now Iโ€™m called a sexist. 9:00 am: I'm on the morning news, being described as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 am: I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services. 9:29 am: Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding I be charged by the Anti-Everything Commissioner and then beheaded. So, how's your morning been?
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    Brexit not going very good?

    Wow!!!!! What a find Norm. Haven't we always said that this fucking backstop was just made up by the EU to hamper/prevent leaving ? Well done Kate Hoey. I wonder if the media and the Government will actually use this to our benefit!
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    Daily shit in Norn Iron

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    Daily shit in Norn Iron

    Calm down Buttercup.........
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    Why is everything so americanised?

    We have bogs....Have a good day.....
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    Super Sunday

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    The NEWS Today

    Mr Magnificent did say he was going out last night after having 10 wanks
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    Wimbledon 2019

    I am team Federer today
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    The Cover Up of Child Sex Abuse

    I've said this for years,needs to happen in UK๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
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    Random Videos

    needs sound
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    Two sannies on cold meat (roast beef & toms) earlier....the Cap'n is on the go as I type!......
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    Surely the Government should be classed as terrorists as they sent them over there. These soldiers where just doing a job and they are told what to do!
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    Tipping Point and The Chase quiz shows

    Tidy wee thing on Tipping point the other day...... Won the jackpot also....... Bet Ben Shepard tried to nail it......
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    Recognise him?

    He looks like Alf Garnett (Warren Mitchell).
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    Irish one, brutal. It's weird because even though we feel like we have fuck all to Do with them, we feel guilty by association ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช Honest to fuck, Northern Ireland was a Poor name for us, as we will always by linked...... Should have went with Sculster!
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    The Labour Party

    I would rather watch ceefax mate
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    The NEWS Today

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    Plastic in our Oceans

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    The Eurovision Song Contest Ha Ha, who gives a fuck.
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    Just for info....

    I'll haud off and see if the others reply and then I'll get in touch with BB.
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    Britain 2019

    A guy got 20 yrs for slashing a cop,not killing,in New York last yr
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    What's the dodgiest thing you've done?

    Norm needs to go into the Cunt thread......
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    You're not taking this seriously......
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    The Labour Party

    Fiona Onasanya Sacked...... Fair play people of Britain.
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    The Realist

    Celebrity Death Thread 2019!

    I was gonna post about Tommy in this thread, tho i see some previous posts have gone way off topic, which in such a thread shows such a lack of respect for anything it's shocking. would also be good to see genuine words rather than screenshots off twitter which imo leave little if any room to follow on from. Tommy smith type players go beyond celebrities anyhow in my opinion, they are legends, which puts them a rung above the modern day celebrity types. I feel a bit saddened to hear of Tommy's death, yet if the whole cast of love island died tomorrow i can honestly say i wouldnt notice.
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    Absolutely, this is the problem, everyone, myself included, is judge, Jury and Executioner Isn't it Marvellous lol
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    Brexit not going very good?

    If youโ€™re working class and white you are automatically regarded as right wing racist bigot
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    What the **** is everyone up to

    Missus just got a new job in barclays, got offered it today so I bought my self a bottle of vodka. She fucking hates it when I drink vodka, says I'm a cunt. Im just at home watching TV at the moment, had a busy day today.
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