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  1. 5 points

    Shamima Begum

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    Brexit not going very good?

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    Predictor w/ending 10/03/2019

    w/e 10/03/2019 Bastion 92 Hairy 89 Dug 86 SP 71 Mak 69 Jape 67 Trav 9
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    Football Funnies

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    The Realist

    The Gender Thread

    I may have a punt on a man naturally giving birth to a child before the end of the year. Can't seem to find any odds on paddypower tho.
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    Thoughts ?

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    She would have survived the titanic
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    PSG v United

    personally think that will be a nightmare. EG...a skilled player who is struggling to pass to a teammate or stuck trying to get a cross in then deliberately kicks the ball off an opponents hand/arm, situations like that.
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    Hoping Morelos can stay the 90 minutes and bang in a couple of goals.
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    Do you still watch porn?

    If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.
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    The Realist

    Next Man Utd Manager!

    Pogba is the ultimate example, Jose playing him defensive mid, was a bit loony IMO. Just look at the difference now.
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    SPL Fun Predictor Forum

    Cheers mate. We have been doing a SPL predictor over by so it will be good to continue.
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    The Realist

    Shamima Begum

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    The Realist

    Shamima Begum

    If she has 3 kids fella, they must be triplets. Have you seen the state of the ugly fecker? No way is she getting shagged 3 times.
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    The Realist

    Plans for the weekend?

    Saturday night was an eye opener for me, and led me to believe there are still a few decent people left in the world. Mrs SA had her own little business, more as a sideline, as she had a full time job, and had her trusted people working for her. Never a great earner for her, around £15k a year, which aint bad for doing feck all. The reason she got them all together was to hand over the business to them, she alway paid them a decent wage, and they earned more from it, than she did per annum. Well now they have it all between them, 20% each, she put in a few terms and conditions so no party can shit on any other one. Overall i think that is pretty decent of her. Turned out a night of celebration. The food at the place we ate, was also feckin mega.
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    Plans for the weekend?

    Ran the East London half marathon today, my first ever half, which is a part of my training plan for the Brighton full marathon in April. Managed to break sub 2 hours and got round in 1.58, which was pretty good considering the conditions. Fuck me was it cold.
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    The Realist

    Idiot Of The Year!

    Confession time, as i am claiming this crown for 2019 so far. Wasn't particularly clock watching, tho around the time she was watching Eastenders/ Corrie/ last night i nipped out for a couple of pints, few people in the pub moaning about being back at work in the morning, which kind of depressed me too. Got home around 9 -30 pm ,set alarm for 3am, got out of bed, cup of tea, walk the dog, shower, work clothes on, than just as i was having a smoke around 4am, I realized i not in work until Monday, when i start the new job. What a feckin idiot eh?
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    I start my Diet tomorrow

    Tinder for Men.....
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    Hi from Bonny Scotland

    Hi all, a granddaddy here from Edinburgh and hope to join in all the debates here, just surfing around now to get the hang of things, love the Emoji's
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    The Realist

    The Longest thread in MFF history

    Bumped into an old mate today, I asked him what he was up to nowadays,he said he prepares meals, for homeless,dropouts,inbreds, crackheads,peadophiles,and down and outs. I said do you work at a charity drop in centre? He said no, I work on the pie stand at Villa Park
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    It was snowing this morning so I thought I would make a snowman... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 am: A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snowwoman. 8:15 am: So, I made a snowwoman. 8:17 am: My feminist neighbor complained about the snowwoman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snowwomen everywhere. 8:20 am: The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 am: The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snowperson with detachable parts. 8:25 am: The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 am: I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 am: The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa. 8:40 am: The police arrive, saying someone has been offended. 8:42 am: The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snowwoman needs to be removed, because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 am: The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 am: My local TV news crew from the ABC showed up, asking me if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen. I replied, "Snowballs." Now I’m called a sexist. 9:00 am: I'm on the morning news, being described as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 am: I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services. 9:29 am: Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding I be charged by the Anti-Everything Commissioner and then beheaded. So, how's your morning been?
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    The Realist

    Brexit not going very good?

    I think we should just walk away and tell them to fuck themselves. UK leaving, will have the same impact as if the 19 smallest countries left. When 100000 German car workers lose their jobs, along with many 1000's of French car workers, and wine producers, same goes for Italy, the amount of cheese and chocolate we import from Holland and Belgium, along with many more products. These countries are shitting it, one of the reason's behind the JLR shutdown, is to put pressure on European parts suppliers. We never asked for a deal in 2 world wars, when we saved their arses, why the fuck should we want one now. They will come begging to us soon enough. There is a reason why they refer to the UK as treasure island.
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    2 people hospitalised at Gordon's

    2 people have been admitted too hospital at Gordon Ramsays restaurant due too a flaming cocktail. Just a coincidence the restaurant is called hells kitchen?
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    Mr Magnificent

    Favourite Actor/Actress.

    I have a man crush on Tom Hardy.
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    Boring Football Clubs!

    Aston Villa i would rather watch paint dry ,they are so fecking boring i always change channel or just switch off
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    If they were to go bust, would they deduct everyone's points earned against them for the season? Could be good news for us.
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    Hopefully we can repeat the performance from a couple of weeks ago. Aberdeen will be as usual fired up and will be a different outfit from that which lost to fucking Hamilton.
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    The Realist


    My thoughts on this are the over friendliness of people, who actually don't know or ever will know each other, the love in's between certain member's are very extreme on here, and may well alienate outsiders having a look at the forum. I had chips for tea mate- Well done mate they looked scrummy, yeah they was mate, i added some salt made them even better. Well done mate etc etc. This is the kind of stuff visitors see on the front page. I often see it when i log on, and i just log off again. I have many many many times told negan-locke-vulcan-st andrew-shelby, or whatever the latest fantasy name is, i am not his mate, yet it persists. How about all the shitty food dinner and other type crap are in a forum, as per the old days, where only registered users can access, and more significantly it doesn't go on your post count.
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    The Realist

    New Year's Plans!

    Never wanted this to turn into an argument fella, tho as usual your trying to be your usual self. I can understand that, what you seem unable to understand, is that i feel sorry for those types of people, as their is a big wide world out there, and they are never going to discover it. I hope you took the time to read the last few lines of my post tho, and yet again, I wish you and yours a happy new year.
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    Mr Magnificent

    The Christmas 2018 Thread!

    He missed the comma out. Call the cops!
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    Mr Magnificent

    Brexit not going very good?

    See this is what vote leave will result in... God help us all!
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    Hairy Scot

    Things that piss you off.

    When some flake insists that each and every TV show and/or movies needs to have a least one of the LGBT present. So here is how Super Hero movies would be cast:- 1. Wonder Woman would be lesbian. 2. Spider Man would be gay. 3. Cat Woman would be a Tranny. 4. Batman would be bisexual. 5. All the baddies would be heterosexual.
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    How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Stick it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
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    Hairy Scot

    Tonight's dinner.

    Who goes around beating up fish? Does "beer battered" mean that the fish was drunk or beaten up by a drunk? 😁
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    Mr Magnificent

    The Tee-total thread

    Bb you are always on a diet or not drinking then cave in and still get hangovers and excess poundage round the girth! You will be drinking soon enough. I got shit faced yesterday and it was great!
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    I like London. Shame there are no cockneys there anymore.
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    Sick bastards.

    A woman who sold her son to paedophiles on the dark net has been jailed for 12 years and six months by a court in southern Germany. The Freiburg court also jailed her partner, the boy's stepfather, for 12 years. The boy was nine when the trial began in June. The German nationals, 48 and 39 years old, had sexually abused the boy themselves for at least two years. The dark net is an internet area beyond the reach of mainstream search engines. On Monday, the court jailed a Spanish man for 10 years for sexually abusing the boy repeatedly. Five other men have also been prosecuted in connection with the abuse. The couple were found guilty of rape, aggravated sexual assault of children, forced prostitution and distribution of child pornography. The boy is now living with foster parents. The couple must now pay €42,500 (£38,000; $49,200) in damages to the boy and to a three-year-old girl, who was also abused by them. These fuckers should get life or the death penalty.
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    Mr Magnificent

    The Drinking Thread

    As was I Mac. You moved from Dundee to Oban for a new start as you was always on the lash. A week or two in and you're back on it Mucker. It is ok though a little drinky poo's is ok in moderation. As from today I am teetotal.
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    Columbia v England

    Just seen bits and bobs of the game but did see the incident leading up to England's 2nd half penalty....If that is how defenders are being coached to neutralise opponents then imo the game is fucked...THAT was deplorable and right in front of the ref...all in fucking wrestling by the Columbian and their reaction after the pen was awarded was nothing short of disgraceful....2 or 3 should have been sent off. Really glad England won through against a bunch of fucking thugs!
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    Red Devil

    Officially married

    Well, it's official. I am now a married man :)
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    The Realist

    Tommy Robinson!

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    Doing a bit of gardening

    Dropped the wife off at a friend's this morning for her weekend jaunt, came back & had brekkers and watched the first episode of Deadliest Catch series 14 then this afternoon got the grass edged & cut....fucking hour and a half wi one ciggie break. Relaxing now wi a few snifters.
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    Staff Members Needed

    stop the people spamming the site then for good measure spam theirs with links to this site (sorted thats the way to do it LOL )
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    Staff Members Needed

    I check in most days so if it assists you I'll help out BB.
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