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    Normski

    The Labour Party

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    Normski

    Brexit not going very good?

    https://twitter.com/Roger_Da_Costa/status/1106175507094224897?s=1
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    Harold

    Rangers punished by UEFA

    Yes there are. My cunt of a brother for one and a mate of his.
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    Normski

    Funny Pictures / GIFs / Photos

    The french part
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    Two Italian men get on a bus. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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    Mr Magnificent

    Plans for the weekend?

    Eats what he likes, smokes 20 a day and just about manages 4 pints every afternoon. Bed by 7pm for twelve hours kip.
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    Bastion

    Nice One Trumpy

    You don't know that, 1.6m people died in the UK in 2016...... due to diabetes. It makes a great headline, for those wishing to knock Trump...... though I would have liked more to the actual story...... He held Iraqi citizenship, a country the headline stated he was never in, why would he? Why would the headline state this fact, yet not mention he is an Iraqi citizen?...... this is when you start to wonder if there is an agenda going on here..... It then goes on to mention, his Democratic congressman, his migration lawyer and a Humanitarian group in Iraq........ all of whom will 100% have their own agenda in this man's death...... He was a thieving Cunt, got deported to his Country of Citizenship, was given a duty of care to see him through, until his own country by choice, could look after him...... That Shithole country, couldn't give a shiney Shite about him, so it's all Trumps fault, Its laughable....... I wonder why he contacted the humanitarian group?..... Help? Did they think letting him die would be a great headline to get publicity, instead of medical supplies? What do these ACLU want? Oh yeah, this case forms part of the American civil liberties Unions battle against ICE, trying to stop ICE sending folk back to Iraq...... They said, they knew he would die, yet with all the money they had, to fight against the US government, chose to sit back, document him on the streets of Baghdad and wait for him to die....... Liberal politics 2019....... And the Sheep will believe a Headline.
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    Bastion

    Wimbledon 2019

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    Normski

    The Twelfth

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    Harold

    Rangers v Celtic

    Conveniently sweeping the biggest scandal EVER in Scottish Football. It is gathering momentum daily. Separate Entity FC are squirming and this statement re Flanagan is simply deflection.
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    Normski

    Rangers v Celtic

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    Harold

    What the **** is everyone up to

    The daft cunt phoned me back 5 minutes later again asking if I was in front of my computer. This time I told him I was on the roof of my house. Okay he said, I'll phone later when you get down. Don't fucking bather ya daft bastard, I'm taking the piss...now fuck off I politely added.
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    It was snowing this morning so I thought I would make a snowman... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 am: A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snowwoman. 8:15 am: So, I made a snowwoman. 8:17 am: My feminist neighbor complained about the snowwoman's voluptuous chest, saying it objectified snowwomen everywhere. 8:20 am: The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 am: The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snowperson with detachable parts. 8:25 am: The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. 8:28 am: I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:31 am: The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa. 8:40 am: The police arrive, saying someone has been offended. 8:42 am: The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snowwoman needs to be removed, because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 am: The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 am: My local TV news crew from the ABC showed up, asking me if I know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen. I replied, "Snowballs." Now I’m called a sexist. 9:00 am: I'm on the morning news, being described as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 am: I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services. 9:29 am: Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding I be charged by the Anti-Everything Commissioner and then beheaded. So, how's your morning been?
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    Results of day 4 in the SPL fun predictor Saturday 31st August 2019 Aberdeen 15:00 Ross County 1 Hearts 15:00 Hamilton X Livingston 15:00 St Mirren 1 Motherwell 15:00 Hibernian 1 St Johnstone 15:00 Kilmarnock 2 Sunday 1st September Rangers 12:00 Celtic 2 A reminder of last weeks standings Dug 011 SP 010 Norm 010 Mak 009 Bastion 008 Hairy 008 N°8 005 Boro Boy 003 Week 4 results by participants SP 1 out of 6 Norm 2 out of 6 Dug 3 out of 6 N°8 did not participate Bastion 3 out of 6 Hairy 2 out of 6 Mak 2 out of 6 Boro Boy 4 out of 6 Standings after week 4 Dug 014 Norm 012 SP 011 Mak 011 Bastion 011 Hairy 010 Boro Boy 007 N°8 005 And the SPL table after week 4 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/scottish-premiership/table
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    Makdee

    Rangers in Europa league 2019/2020

    The UB try to be Ultras but it’s daft wee boys in the main who think they are better than the ordinary fan
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    Mr Magnificent

    Dean Saunders

    Two pints at the races my arse! Multi millionaire who wouldn't pay for a taxi or use public transport. He deserved all he got!
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    Normski

    The Feel Good Thread

    Brilliant
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    Harold

    The Nature Thread

    Good news... https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/ban-on-baby-elephants-being-snatched-from-the-wild-for-zoos-as-uk-persuades-the-eu-to-support-vote/ar-AAGoZPk?li=AAnZ9Ug&ocid=mailsignout
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    Makdee

    Rangers v Hibs....11/08/2019

    Was at the game today and to be fair it was 6 going 10. We destroyed them and honestly them being down to 10 men wasn’t really a factor. Defoe was deadly and everyone contributed well today. Hopefully we will build on this over the coming weeks
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    Harold

    Nacho Novo attacked

    Fucking RIGHT ON BROTHER!!!!!! It probably was the case that nobody was aware that he was about to be assaulted mate otherwise I've no doubt that would have been the case. From what I've been reading Nacho has some friends who will not like what happened.....if you get my drift.
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    Harold

    Why is everything so americanised?

    We have bogs....Have a good day.....
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    Normski

    Random Videos

    needs sound
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    Nailed it!
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    Two sannies on cold meat (roast beef & toms) earlier....the Cap'n is on the go as I type!......
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    Bastion

    Flashmobs

    Irish one, brutal. It's weird because even though we feel like we have fuck all to Do with them, we feel guilty by association 🤣😂🇮🇪 Honest to fuck, Northern Ireland was a Poor name for us, as we will always by linked...... Should have went with Sculster!
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    There was a farmer, who owned a Datsun Ute. He used this Datsun for all his farm work, feeding the horses.. Throwing bails of hay out the back of it.. Carrying firewood and what not. When all of sudden one day, chug chug chug it breaks down. So he decides to go back to the shed to grab his tractor and tow it back. He pulls apart his Datsun Ute and does all the fault finding and diagnostics you can imagine. He pulls apart the gearbox and finds a broken cog. So he calls up the Datsun dealership and explains to him how his Datsun Ute broke down, and he needs a new cog for it. He asks if he could help him out. The dealership tells him "Yeh mate, I can get one in for ya but it's going to take about 6-8 weeks." The farmer says, "why so long? I really need the Datsun cog for my Datsun Ute." The man replies, "Yeh sorry mate, the parts coming from Japan, nothing I can do." The farmer says "fair enough" and hangs up the phone. He comes up with the idea to just fly over there himself and pick it up, as it's costing him money not having his Datsun ute running. He buys a plane ticket to Japan expecting he's just going to get there and buy a Datsun cog and return home. He finally lands and makes his way to the Datsun factory. Out comes one of the workers and the farmer says to him, "Mate, I'm after a Datsun cog for my Datsun ute." The factory worker says "Yeh no worries, but we're a factory, you can't just buy one Datsun cog. You have to buy a 1000 Datsun cogs minimum." The farmer agrees and he takes a pallet of a 1000 Datsun cogs back onto the plane making his way home. As the planes descending the planes to heavy for the landing gear and the flight attendants announce their going to throw out anything they deem as excessive. The flight crew are staring at a pallet of a 1000 Datsun cogs, thinking who would want a 1000, it's a Datsun. So they decide to push it off the back of the plane. When at that moment the farmer comes racing in saying "stop, stop!". He reaches into the pile and grabs a Datsun cog out. And he's happy, as he got what he came for. So they push out the remainder, like 999 Datsun cogs, but let's just say a 1000, who's counting. So you can imagine, a 1000 Datsun cogs are falling from the sky from a plane, what a sight that would be. 2 other farmers, Billy and Joel, sitting out on their sun deck see exactly that. Billy yells out, "Joel! Wake up! It's raining Datsun cogs!"
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    The Realist

    Retirement!

    I'm nearly there. Have a week off this week due to the building work starting on my land. Next week, 4 days a week til end of August,then by the month dropping to3,2,then 1. Retire in November,aged 55. Not sure how i,m gonna take to it, as i have worked since the day i left school, tho have never wanted to work til just before i literally die. Time will tell.Glad i have always thought of the future even as a youngster, and am able to be in this position financially tho. Would like to rent a motorhome, spend a month or so touring Scotland, then if I/we(MrsSA) enjoy it, maybe buy our own, and have the freedom to tour where and when we like,there's a lot of Europe i havent seen.
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    Harold

    Just to be clear

    Partly from taxes raised in Scotland (eg council tax, income tax, business tax etc), partly from it's share as a member of the UK of other monies raised as a whole (as an example north sea oil I believe) and partly from the Barnet formula. That's my take on it without going in deeper.
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    The Realist

    Ugly Fans!

    I will exclude celtic, to make it a level playing field. Anybody got a better example of ugliness than this?? Doubt you'd get a full set of teeth out of all of them together.
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    Normski

    Britain 2019

    A guy got 20 yrs for slashing a cop,not killing,in New York last yr
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    Bastion

    What's the dodgiest thing you've done?

    Norm needs to go into the Cunt thread......
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    Normski

    Brexit not going very good?

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    Harold

    Dreams

    You're not taking this seriously......
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    Bastion

    The Labour Party

    Fiona Onasanya Sacked...... Fair play people of Britain.
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    Harold

    Celebrity Death Thread 2019!

    Thought Stevie Chalmers was a fantastic player. RIP Mr Chalmers, you'll be in good company up there.
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    The Realist

    Celebrity Death Thread 2019!

    I was gonna post about Tommy in this thread, tho i see some previous posts have gone way off topic, which in such a thread shows such a lack of respect for anything it's shocking. would also be good to see genuine words rather than screenshots off twitter which imo leave little if any room to follow on from. Tommy smith type players go beyond celebrities anyhow in my opinion, they are legends, which puts them a rung above the modern day celebrity types. I feel a bit saddened to hear of Tommy's death, yet if the whole cast of love island died tomorrow i can honestly say i wouldnt notice.
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    redblood

    Brexit not going very good?

    If you’re working class and white you are automatically regarded as right wing racist bigot
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    Harold

    Your First Schoolboy Crush?!

    Camel toe mate...
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    boro_boy

    Championship Season Match Discussion

    Aye, i'm in a state of shock!!!
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    Hairy Scot

    Question for BB

    Harold was filling up his Mokka at the BP station when an old acquaintance pulled up in a Bentley. "Fuck me" quoth Harold "How can you afford a car like that?" "Ï work for Cunard". "I work fooking hard as well, but I can't afford one of those!"
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    Megaboost

    Football Funnies

    I don't mind m8. You do what you think is best for this place.
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