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Mr Magnificent

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    Mr Magnificent reacted to YIDDO in Plans for the weekend?   
    Ran the East London half marathon today, my first ever half, which is a part of my training plan for the Brighton full marathon in April. Managed to break sub 2 hours and got round in 1.58, which was pretty good considering the conditions. Fuck me was it cold.
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    Mr Magnificent reacted to Harold in Quiet   
    Of course people don't know or probably never will each other....why ? Because it's a forum. Your definition of a 'love in' is certainly different from mine. And damn that 'over friendliness'....it's a bugger getting along rather than being at each others throats eh ?
    At least it adds a wee bit banter rather than just saying what you had or are having or is that what you were looking for when YOU started the thread ? Just don't go there if that's how you feel!
    You do realise that using that word does not specifically mean that who ever uses it is a best buddy ? It can be an off the cuff acknowledgement that's all.
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    Mr Magnificent reacted to Harold in Tonight's dinner.   
    Excellent.....hope you enjoyed.....
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    Mr Magnificent reacted to Harold in Yet Another Snowflake   
    I'd suggest self hemorrhoid checking....then he could see the orifice where his nonsense emerges from.
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from boro_boy in Plans for the weekend?   
    Save your money for that parking ticket mate. 
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    Mr Magnificent reacted to camW00dS in Plans for the weekend?   
    And it will be! The weekend we all deserve
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    Mr Magnificent reacted to Harold in Got a parking charge notice today   
    Two words....Fuck off!.....
    Actually I agree with you on that. Having thought about it I recall several other similar situations on other forums when that sentiment was given!
    Being a former cop has absolutely NO bearing on my comments on here. Anything I post whether in agreement or disagreement is based on my own opinion and moral code mate. Whether you believe me or not is of no relevance to me mate.
     
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from Harold in Tonight's dinner.   
    Tonight is roast lamb, roast potatoes, mash, green beans, peas, stuffing and gravy. 
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from boro_boy in Nissan won't be building X Trail in UK   
    But most BMW drivers are knob heads (excluding you...You are perfect) 
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from Harold in Watching top 100 dogs on ITV   
    Fuck knows!
    BB probably been on the sauce again! Lol.
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    Mr Magnificent reacted to Harold in Brexit not going very good?   
    Watching the debate on the Withdrawal Agreement....May spoke about it, Corbyn spoke about it......then came that bastard Ian Blackford the SNP leader at Westminster....I am so fucking embarrassed that this cunt actually has the power to speak for Scotland. He turned the debate into a fucking 'Separation from the UK' debate. A wee fat fuck who only likes to hear himself speak......FREEEEEEDOMMMMM is what I expect to hear from him some day! Fuck off you tartan clad kiltie cunt!!!!
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from Hairy Scot in Word Association   
    Clap
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from boro_boy in The Longest thread in MFF history   
    Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. 
    Welcome to flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So, sit back, 
    relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!"
    Silence followed.
    Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, Im sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
    From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled..."For the luva Jaysus...you should see the back of mine!"
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from Harold in Horse Racing Thread   
    Yeah I guess.
    Finished the day about £13 up.
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from Harold in The Longest thread in MFF history   
    Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. 
    Welcome to flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So, sit back, 
    relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!"
    Silence followed.
    Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, Im sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
    From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled..."For the luva Jaysus...you should see the back of mine!"
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from Harold in Tonight's dinner.   
    Never mind that shit.
    The site has been broke all day.
    Harold has probably topped himself, I have self harmed. 
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from Harold in Alex Salmond Charged with Attempted Rape   
    Hmmmm. The plot thickens....
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from Harold in Word Association   
    Celtic
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from Hairy Scot in Pub Quiz   
    175
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from Hairy Scot in Pub Quiz   
    The highest pub above sea level in England?
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    Mr Magnificent reacted to Harold in Tonight's dinner.   
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from Harold in Pub Quiz   
    The highest pub above sea level in England?
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from Harold in Football quiz questions   
    If my memory serves me correctly I think this was Australia.
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from Harold in Football quiz questions   
    FFS orange!!
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    Mr Magnificent got a reaction from Red Devil in Football quiz questions   
    FFS orange!!
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