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Red Devil

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    Red Devil got a reaction from Hairy Scot in Experts determined to remove all pleasures from life   
    Look at it this way. 
    My uncle is a party animal who has drank every day (near enough) since he was 25 years of age (he's 60 this year) at weekends he's none stop. 
    Most nights its a bottle of wine but others it's more but 6 years ago he went for a health check at the doctors and they told him he was absolutely spot on. 
    How is that possible given the health advice from the government. 
    Truth be told some people die early because their body can't handle life and others can live on. 
    I've seen smackheads who are 50-60 and they've abused their bodies for decades. 
    I'm going, to be honest, I drink wine about 5 days a week... am I going to die early?
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    Red Devil reacted to redblood in Football quiz questions   
    Xabi Alonso
    Gerard Pique
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    Red Devil got a reaction from MrMacleod in When's The Magnificent One back?.......   
    Pal, never doubted u were really.
     
    You've been around ages, I was joking pal.
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    Red Devil reacted to MrMacleod in When's The Magnificent One back?.......   
    Lol no, I was just having a laugh 😂
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    Red Devil got a reaction from Harold in The Gender Thread   
    They aren't that daft to let you place that bet now. A women could claim her gender was male and they'd legally be forced to pay out. 
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    Red Devil got a reaction from boro_boy in So i'm driving down the motorway today-   
    Wow! that was two of those unlucky but amazingly lucky moments. 
    I've had one major incident in my life that was a matter of inches till certain death, when I was a teenager we'd ride motorbikes on the field all day long, anyway my mate Phil who couldn't ride asked for a backy so I decided to give him what was known as a death ride, speeding up and down the back path on the farmers field until we ended up at the back on the local industrial estate. I'd usually turn around at this point but instead, I decided to take him down the back of the factories which I knew was often dangerous due to the many mini mounds that would see us leave the ground if riding at speed which would lead to an awkward landing. 
    Anyway after making it safely down the back of the factories I turned around the blind corner to come round the front only the find the gate which was throat height opened and facing me, I slammed on the brakes and skidded up toward the opened gate I feared we were dead, thankfully we stopped less than about 6 inches from the gate. Any more and we'd both have been decapitated. 
    Whenever I see Phil now he reminds me of this moment and how close we were to dying together that day, two weeks later myself and one of my best friends hit each other head on round another blind corner, I flew off my bike and didn't break a bone yet he hit his leg on the underpart of my bikes engine and shattered his lower leg in about four places. 
    It was at that point I decided to never ride again and I have never been on a bike since.  
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    Red Devil got a reaction from The Realist in When's The Magnificent One back?.......   
    Negan/Vulcan/Mr Shelby
    Went by several names and was only on here to cause problems behind the scenes annoy people for his own self pleasure. 99.9% of the stuff he drip fed on to the forum was a lie to mould himself in with people whilst he played his little games. 
    Place 100% better off without him, but he will be back. He's got previous for creating a whole different persona as a new member. 
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    Red Devil reacted to The Realist in Football quiz questions   
    Nah feck him @Hairy Scot, i want another go. I may well spit the dummy out, and be forced to order a takeaway.
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    Red Devil reacted to boro_boy in Madeleine McCann back in the news again   
    Yeah I can't be arsed even reading them links, so bored of this. They are making money from the loss of their child. 
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    Red Devil reacted to Normski in Let myself go   
    Bedroom gymnastics will burn those calories
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    Red Devil reacted to sployal in Football quiz questions   
    Lujnjberg?
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    Red Devil reacted to The Realist in The Gender Thread   
    I may have a punt on a man naturally giving birth to a child before the end of the year. Can't seem to find any odds on paddypower tho.
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    Red Devil reacted to sployal in Let myself go   
    I take it you are a young man (married last year), you say your problem is not exercice but your diet.
    Only you (and maybe your wife) can get your shit together mate before you become a fat obese Englishman with your gut hanging out over the underside of your football top.
    Try starting with decent meals ie :
    A light breakfast with the missus (with a disolved vitamin drink added in before leaving for work);
    A light lunch with meat, veg or pasta, cheese and fruit but be reasonable;
    Dinner at home most nights, again with the missus, soup is good for the evening meal with a slice or 2 of bread and again fruit.
    Cut the eating out (restaurants and fast food outlets) as much as you can and especially all the junk you say you are eating on a regular basis.
     
     
     
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    Red Devil got a reaction from MrMacleod in Tenpin Bowling.   
    I enjoy playing it with my kids, of course the learner sides are up though so it's always easier.
    Never tested myself against any of my friends though.
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    Red Devil got a reaction from Harold in What is this??   
    Katie Prices femidom mould. 
     
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    Red Devil got a reaction from boro_boy in Terrorist Attack in New Zealand   
    Look mate I totally agree in the sense it's hard to have sympathy given all that's gone on but as we all know there are good and bad in every race. Yes, I agree there is major issues with child abuse (grooming) and radicalisation within the Muslim community but the harsh truth is two wrongs don't make a right. 
    There are ways of dealing with this without running into a place full of innocent people and blowing them away with guns. 
    What today has proven is this isn't going away any time soon, we may have got rid of ISIS in Syria but today's events will further give extremists the ammo to turn weak-minded Muslims into killing machines. The problem we have is due to their extreme religious beliefs they are more likely to get into this kind of shit than we are. 
    Fair enough your not going to light a candle for them pal, but please don't tell me you feel nothing for the children and innocent women killed today. This shit is disgusting full stop. 
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    Red Devil reacted to Normski in Manchester City or Liverpool   
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    Red Devil reacted to Harold in The NEWS Today   
    Should have been wearing an anorak or something mate. Nowt wrong with a mini skirt..........
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    Red Devil got a reaction from boro_boy in The NEWS Today   
    Jesus Harold calm down, shes got pants on. What's worse a tart with a mini skirt on or a girl in pants and a top like that. 
    That outfit is far from offensive.
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    Red Devil got a reaction from Normski in The NEWS Today   
    I've just had a stroke looking at that picture. 
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    Red Devil got a reaction from Harold in What is this??   
    A giant mould for Easter eggs?
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    Red Devil got a reaction from boro_boy in The NEWS Today   
    I've just had a stroke looking at that picture. 
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    Red Devil got a reaction from Hairy Scot in Football quiz questions   
    Ray Parlour?
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    Red Devil reacted to Harold in vile- The Derby   
    If it was he's a wee, funny looking, funny running twat that wears an Albert Tatlock cap......
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    Red Devil reacted to boro_boy in London......Stab City   
    Do people think that some of the problems with today's teenagers is down to the government banning hitting kids and dishing out discipline? My dad used to tell me his got hit all the time when he was a kid and he turned out great. He said he crossed over a road before but he wasn't allowed to, his dad found out and fucking battered him as he besically dis-respected him. Got a few slaps around the head he said haha. It was nothing extreme though. 
    These days, you can't even shout at your kids as that's classed as abuse.
    This means they get away with everything as they know they don't get punished. 
    That suspended sentence in the previous post is a joke! He's carrying them 3 knives for a reason, intent to kill!!
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