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Normski

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  1. That was my thoughts too Bizarre from mags
  2. I could relate to that if the virus came from Africa or Middle East as we have witnessed Europe being flooded with unchecked economic migrants but it's from China
  3. I put this vid on at the time,the useless WPC scarpered across the road,the other footage was from 2 blokes who helped the peeler and stuck the boot into the cunt The jury cleared him of possessing an offensive weapon That only tells me one thing,they were told to clear him
  4. Why would they give a fuck?....they paid themselves a handsome £45m bonus 2 wks ago
  5. Normski

    The Gender Thread

    Well said Piers......had enough of this ballbaggery
  6. Just remember sheepy mate,Bastion shit on him from a great height,he's the forum slut
  7. Normski

    The NEWS Today

    Wife: "have you got everything,we're gonna be late?" Husband: "i have a feeling i've forgotten something" Wife: "have you got your grenade?" Husband: "fuck how could i even forget that" Wife: "you dozy cunt"
  8. Welcome mate What has been your fave away ground?
  9. I would put that down to his drink n drugs diet
  10. I wish him well,what a cunt of a disease,so glad i got to see him perform live https://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ozzy-osbourne-opens-up-about-his-battle-with-parkinsons-disease/#.XieXkW0ogxp.twitter
  11. Harley - Davidson, The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.' Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I want to hang out with God.' St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?' Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...' God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?' Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?' God said, 'Ah, yes.' 'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention! For example, 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds. 3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much. 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!! 'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.' God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. 'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.
  12. My German girlfriend gives me marks out of ten,when we have sex.Last night for instance,i rammed my cock right up her arse,and she yelled "Nien! Nien!" Thats my best score yet!
  13. Registration on the first day back at school in London.... Ahmed Al Sheriah "here" Mustafa Al Sheriah "here" Fatima El Bindiri "here" Ali Acmah Shabeeb "here" Ali Sun Al En No answer Ali Sun Al En? Little girl at the back stands up and says "It's pronounced Alison Allen, for fuck's sake.."
  14. Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colours, invented painting. Woman discovered painting, invented make-up. Man discovered speech, invented conversation. Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip. Man discovered agriculture, invented food. Woman discovered food, invented diet. Man discovered friendship, invented love. Woman discovered love, invented marriage. Man discovered woman, invented sex. Woman discovered sex, invented headache. Man discovered trade, invented money. Woman discovered money, and it was a complete fucking mess after that.
  15. Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' topless blonde came walking straight towards them .............They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually,then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous topless blonde came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them and said Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?' 'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' She replied, 'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen..
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