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Normski

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  1. A FLAT CHESTED YOUNG LADY WENT TO DR SMITHS ABOUT ENLARGING HER BREASTS..DR SMIITH ADVISED HER EVERY DAY AFTER YOUR SHOWER RUB YOUR CHEST AND SAY ''SCOOBY SCOOBY DOOBYS I WANT BIGGER BOOBIES.SHE DID THIS FAITHFULLY FOR SEVERAL MONTHS AND TO HER AMAZEMENT SHE GREW GREAT D-CUP BOOBS...ONE MORNING SHE WAS RUNNING LATE GOT ON THE BUS AND IN A PANIC SHE HAD FORGOTTEN HER MORNING RITUAL....FRIGHTENED SHE MIGHT LOSE HER LOVELY BOOBS IF SHE DIDNT SAY THE LITTLE RHYMNSHE STOOD UP IN THE AISLE OF THE BUS CLOSED HER EYES AND SAID ''SCOOBY DOOBIE DOOBIES I WANT BIGGER BOOBIES"".....A GUY SITTIN NEAR HERLOOKED UP AND ASKED HER ARE YOU A PATIENT OF DR SMITH...YES I AM HOW DID YOU KNOW????...HE WINKED AND REPLIED"""HICKORY,,DICKORY,,DOCK...
  2. On a sidenote,City will get hammered big time and rightly so Fred racially abused and struck by a missile
  3. I hope da fuck Trav was at that match๐Ÿ˜‚
  4. Normski

    The NEWS Today

    Rip out her fucking womb Cruel mum who threw her own baby at police officer walks free Kirsty Bearfield caused life-changing to the PC when she hurled her own child at the woman with a 'look of anger on her face' after she was told her kids would be taken from her care https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/cruel-mum-who-threw-baby-21008457
  5. Normski

    The NEWS Today

    7 FUCKING WEEKS Man caught by counter-terror police wandering through London's Victoria station carrying an AXE is jailed for seven weeks https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7755761/Counter-terror-police-catch-man-carrying-AXE-London-Victoria.html
  6. Saturday 7th December 14h00 Aberdeen 15:00 Hamilton Academical...........1 Heart of Midlothian 15:00 St Johnstone......................x Ross County 15:00 Kilmarnock...........................x St Mirren 15:00 Livingston..............................x
  7. Was about to post that here mate til i saw this One between the eyes
  8. Normski

    Guess Who?

    Would rather have a wank with chainmail gloves mate
  9. Normski

    Guess Who?

    Prob covered in cobwebs
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    Some people are fucking dense
  11. Normski

    What A Cock

    Yep sometimes you see him drunk live on tv doing the cup draw
  12. Normski

    Guess Who?

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
  13. Tbh they're both lying cunts but it boils down to Boris being the lesser evil
  14. Did you have a kevlar vest on?
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