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Normski

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  1. 1 hour ago, Harold said:

    So we do not allow ANYONE from any other country into the UK ? These people were coming in legally ffs and there was no report (as far as I am aware/have read/heard) of this coronavirus being on the go at the time. Ipso facto....no knowledge so what could have been done ?

    And what exactly are we supposed to NOT have put our own citizens first in respect of bearing in mind what I have just said?

    That was my thoughts too

    Bizarre from mags


  2. 15 minutes ago, Mr Magnificent said:

    What don't you understand?

    We let any fucker in this country from anywhere and rarely put our own citizens first. Comprendhe? 

    I could relate to that if the virus came from Africa or Middle East as we have witnessed Europe being flooded with unchecked economic migrants but it's from China


  3. I put this vid on at the time,the useless WPC scarpered across the road,the other footage was from 2 blokes who helped the peeler and stuck the boot into the cunt

    The jury cleared him of possessing an offensive weapon

    That only tells me one thing,they were told to clear him

     


  4. 22 minutes ago, Mr Magnificent said:

    Do you think the American owners of possibly the biggest club side in the world enjoy worldwide images of their prize asset getting beaten by a rinky dink team from a small mining town in Lancs?

    Why would they give a fuck?....they paid themselves a handsome £45m bonus 2 wks ago


  5. 4 minutes ago, Bloomingelljeff said:

    To be honest it's not exactly an away ground but I went to the nou camp in 2011 and that was amazing! I went for the full tour while I was on holiday and would recommend it to anyone, the sheer height of some on the stands is amazing.

    Have you been to any away matches?


  6. Wife: "have you got everything,we're gonna be late?"

    Husband: "i have a feeling i've forgotten something"

    Wife: "have you got your grenade?"

    Husband: "fuck how could i even forget that"

    Wife: "you dozy cunt"

     


  7. 45 minutes ago, Bloomingelljeff said:

    New here decided to find a new forum after getting bored of the football subreddits and already enjoying it here!

    Quick info about me

    - Support liverpool

    - Work as an estate agent (Not as boring as you'd think if anyone needs a house shoot me a message 😉 )

    - 38 and love away games!

    Welcome mate

    What has been your fave away ground?


  8. Harley - Davidson,

    The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is that you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I want to hang out with God.'

    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

    God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle?'

    Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

    God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

    Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'

    God said, 'Ah, yes.'

    'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention! For example,

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension

    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

    3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much.

    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

    5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

    'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

    God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

    The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

    'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.


  9. Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. 

    Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. 

    Man discovered colours, invented painting. 

    Woman discovered painting, invented make-up. 

    Man discovered speech, invented conversation. 

    Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip. 

    Man discovered agriculture, invented food. 

    Woman discovered food, invented diet. 

    Man discovered friendship, invented love. 

    Woman discovered love, invented marriage. 

    Man discovered woman, invented sex. 

    Woman discovered sex, invented headache. 

    Man discovered trade, invented money. 

    Woman discovered money, and it was a complete fucking mess after that.


  10. Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.
    They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
    The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' topless blonde came walking straight towards them .............They couldn't help but stare.
    As the blonde passed them she smiled and said'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,'
    nodding and addressing each of them individually,then she passed on by.
    They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
    So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
    Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous topless blonde came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them and said Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.'
    'Yes, Father?'
    'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
    She replied,
    'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.. 

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