Jump to content

What is the drunkest you have been and did you do anything stupid/naughty ?


Harold

Recommended Posts

Chatting to a mate last night, I remember the night he was talking about, maybe mid 90s, as I was in the bar beforehand,  but he and another mate headed to the Ballybeen for a house party afterwards with these two birds (allegedly)

One of them, Big Smell, had touched with a decent enough we thing, he was with her in the kitchen....the other, The Bulb, was left with the other, I large man/woman..... he understood his options,  but enquired anyway..... " here, are you a man or a woman?"

It went fucking mental and attacked him...he grabbed it by the throat and was choking the life outa it.....when Big Smell came in and pulled them apart and they left....

The Man/woman was shouting,  you're barred from my house ya Bastard..... But Big Smell is welcome back 🤣

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Moderator
4 minutes ago, Bastion said:

Chatting to a mate last night, I remember the night he was talking about, maybe mid 90s, as I was in the bar beforehand,  but he and another mate headed to the Ballybeen for a house party afterwards with these two birds (allegedly)

One of them, Big Smell, had touched with a decent enough we thing, he was with her in the kitchen....the other, The Bulb, was left with the other, I large man/woman..... he understood his options,  but enquired anyway..... " here, are you a man or a woman?"

It went fucking mental and attacked him...he grabbed it by the throat and was choking the life outa it.....when Big Smell came in and pulled them apart and they left....

The Man/woman was shouting,  you're barred from my house ya Bastard..... But Big Smell is welcome back 🤣

Big Smell.......😂

Link to comment
Share on other sites

15 hours ago, Bastion said:

Fair fucks, last thing on my mind would be a river swim.....🤣

The first idea was to see if we’d jump off the bridge , a local said the survival rate was low so we opted for the swim 🤨

Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 minutes ago, DOC said:

The first idea was to see if we’d jump off the bridge , a local said the survival rate was low so we opted for the swim 🤨

Game as fuck, you must be like a Dolphin in the water, to even consider that......

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Moderator
22 hours ago, UNIQUE said:

2 involves a newly engaged couple and a hand job under the table

wife used to work in this Nursing home and she told me about a night out at a previous do (before she started there I must emphasise) that the staff had been to and some lucky male nurse received a blow job from a woman as she ducked under the table....Cum tae fuck.....lol

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Moderator
8 minutes ago, Bastion said:

Game as fuck, you must be like a Dolphin in the water, to even consider that......

I always took Doc to be a sensible chap....but when you're younger and fu' of the bevvy and bravado.....lol

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 minute ago, Harold said:

I always took Doc to be a sensible chap....but when you're younger and fu' of the bevvy and bravado.....lol

Fuck, even drunk, I wouldn't go out of my depth....even in a pool

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Moderator
10 minutes ago, Bastion said:

Fuck, even drunk, I wouldn't go out of my depth....even in a pool

mate....I doubt you'd even reach the pool....you'd be lucky if ye got past the fucking mirror......lol

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Bastion said:

Game as fuck, you must be like a Dolphin in the water, to even consider that......

I was and still am , a crap swimmer. Just pure drunken stupidity. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Harold said:

I always took Doc to be a sensible chap....but when you're younger and fu' of the bevvy and bravado.....lol

Ah very sensible now Dug, butter wouldn’t melt in my mouth these days. 🤣

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, sployal said:

Reminds me of my young days, when a hen party would stagger into the pub, easy meat:beer

I have/had friends who were/are complete slags.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Forum Statistics

    6,345
    Total Topics
    157,401
    Total Posts
  • Member Statistics

    688
    Total Members
    3,654
    Most Online
    Aiz321
    Newest Member
    Aiz321
    Joined
  • New users  1 New user online in the last 24 hours

×
×
  • Create New...