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Guest Red Devil

You've got no choice in the matter, fingers or spoon it is. 

 

 

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If you unscrew the blue top then you will see there is an applicator attached to the top.

Simply insert the tip of the applicator into your poo and scoop a little into the pot.

A pinto bean sized amount should suffice for testing purposes. 

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1 minute ago, Dr Jones said:

If you unscrew the blue top then you will see there is an applicator attached to the top.

Simply insert the tip of the applicator into your poo and scoop a little into the pot.

A pinto bean sized amount should suffice for testing purposes. 

 

 

Cheers, Doctor Jones. 

Very interesting. 

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4 minutes ago, Dr Jones said:

If you unscrew the blue top then you will see there is an applicator attached to the top.

Simply insert the tip of the applicator into your poo and scoop a little into the pot.

A pinto bean sized amount should suffice for testing purposes. 

Thats what the doctor told me, but I sent my first sample to the lab and it was turned away as it was not enough, they said they want the bottle half filled!!!

I'm only sending it away as I have heartburn all the time. So they're looking for something in my shit!


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14 minutes ago, Red Devil said:

 

Cheers, Doctor Jones. 

Very interesting. 

He was actually Negan, I banned him again!

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45 minutes ago, boro_boy said:

Thats what the doctor told me, but I sent my first sample to the lab and it was turned away as it was not enough, they said they want the bottle half filled!!!

I'm only sending it away as I have heartburn all the time. So they're looking for something in my shit!


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He was actually Negan, I banned him again!

 

 

I knew it was him, it was my first instinct when he posted. 

How sad, he must be literally checking the forum constantly. 

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Cant doctors do any other checks rather than a stool sample if its too do with your heart?

You could say you think its something serious and might get referred for further testing if your having constant pain?

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6 minutes ago, MrMacleod said:

Cant doctors do any other checks rather than a stool sample if its too do with your heart?

You could say you think its something serious and might get referred for further testing if your having constant pain?

 

 

His doctor might have a poo fetish, might not even send the poo sample in for tests!!!

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14 hours ago, boro_boy said:

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Few beers, and a vindaloo, guaranteed result

There you will sit,

crafty and artful,

needing to fill

a little tub

but will shit a feckin cart full.

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