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Celebrity Death Thread 2018!

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15 hours ago, boro_boy said:

I've heard avinchi is dead the DJ. 28.

That's what the missus said.

Never heard of him....is he 'famous' in certain circles ?

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14 minutes ago, Harold said:

Dennis Norden, yesterday aged 96. Best remembered by me for 'It'll be alright on the night'.

Here are some of the comedy writer's most memorable lines on everyday life:

:: It's a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it's when you discover that your wife left you in May.

:: There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.

:: I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny.

:: What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions?

:: You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D.

:: If all the world is a stage, and all the men and women merely players, where do all the audiences come from?

:: Middle age is when, whenever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater.

:: And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out.

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